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amother
Cyan
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 Wed, Aug 17 2022, 10:49 pm
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When you take a shower and use shampoo and conditioner and body soap and face soap… and then as your standing in under the water you start take a glob of soap to start washing up.
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amother
Cerise
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Wed, Aug 17 2022, 10:54 pm
| amother Cyan wrote: | | When you take a shower and use shampoo and conditioner and body soap and face soap… and then as your standing in under the water you start take a glob of soap to start washing up. |
Twice this week, I squirted shampoo into my hand and started rubbing all over my face 
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Crookshanks
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Thu, Aug 18 2022, 12:12 am
I keep clicking my car keys to open my front door, while standing in front of it confusedly and wondering why it's not opening 
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cheeseaddict
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Thu, Aug 18 2022, 9:33 am
| amother Gardenia wrote: | | When you put you phone in the fridge and leave the milk on the counter. |
I put my phone AND my shoes in the fridge, but the milk away with the coffee in the cupboard 
When I'm really tired, I switch words, like asking someone to pass the tomato, and getting upset because they didn't pass the salt, which is what I actually meant to ask for...
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cheeseaddict
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Thu, Aug 18 2022, 9:35 am
| amother Dill wrote: | | Somehow I end up in the middle of tefillas haderech… |
I constantly say asher yatzar instead of al hamichya.
Did it once on a date.
Guy was so confused why it took me so long to say the after-bracha, but I said asher yatzar 3 times before I finally got it right!
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amother
Goldenrod
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Thu, Aug 18 2022, 9:39 am
| amother Lemonchiffon wrote: | when your eyes keep rolling up into the back of your head
when you're afraid to drive
when you start slapping and pinching yourself to stay awake
when used the wart remover tube on a cold sore and the cold sore cream tube on the wart
when you start seeing double
when you rest your eyes for a minute at work and sleep through a meeting with your boss
when coworkers start kicking you under the conference table because you're snoring at the meeting
when reading gets difficult because the words are blurry
when you ask your kids to play house and make believe that you are the baby taking a nap and they should let the baby sleep for just 19 more minutes...
(just another day in the life of a pregnant mom who works 40-50 hours per week plus juggles all household responsibilities) |
Wow!!
That sounds so tiring, I love the napping part!
When you use someone elses toothbrush ti brush your teeth. Ew!
When you open the refrigerator and wonder who put the bread in there....yes yours truly.
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imacoolmom
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Thu, Aug 18 2022, 10:09 am
You fall down a full flight of stairs
Yes that happened to last night I feel like a truck ran over me
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singleagain
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Thu, Aug 18 2022, 9:32 pm
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Can't get up from the couch to go to bed
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Beingreal
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Thu, Aug 18 2022, 9:51 pm
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You know you have things to do but don't want to do it
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amother
Kiwi
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Tue, Aug 23 2022, 9:32 pm
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You start folding the dirty towels, thinking they were already washed.
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amother
Yellow
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Tue, Aug 23 2022, 10:10 pm
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When you decide to shave your legs at 3 am and you know you'll need to shower after. Oh and hang a load. And did I mention I need to be at work the next day at 8?
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Happy-go-lucky
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Thu, Aug 25 2022, 10:49 pm
when you're all set and ready to go out for work, and then hear your alarm clock⏰ (oh darn it! t'was such a good dream) 
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Happy-go-lucky
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Thu, Aug 25 2022, 11:09 pm
or tired
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amother
Pink
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Thu, Aug 25 2022, 11:20 pm
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When you fall asleep in your kids bed "putting them to bed" and get woken up and hour later by your kid singing at the top of his lungs.
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amother
Jasmine
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Thu, Aug 25 2022, 11:36 pm
| amother Pink wrote: | | When you fall asleep in your kids bed "putting them to bed" and get woken up and hour later by your kid singing at the top of his lungs. |
DH lay down together with Moishy, to put him to sleep. Moishy ends up roaming the house saying: "I put Tatty to sleep"!
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amother
Jasmine
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Thu, Aug 25 2022, 11:38 pm
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amother
Plum
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Sun, Sep 04 2022, 6:59 pm
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Asked my husband to snooze me instead of snuggle me Friday night. I fell back asleep and then he told me in the AM that he, confused, booped me on the forehead.
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amother
Chestnut
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Sun, Sep 04 2022, 7:02 pm
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When I poured the cubed potatoes into the pot of fish instead of the cholent pot.
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cuties' mom
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Sun, Sep 04 2022, 7:12 pm
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Every time I want to charge the iPad, I plug in the toaster oven and wonder why it's not charging.
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