"The Husband Store"

sun

Thu, Mar 19 2009, 1:18 am

"The Husband Store" A store that sells husbands has just opened in Boro Park where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is comprised of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building. So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the floor reads:"Floor 1 - These men have yichus." The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last sidduch date, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes. The second floor sign read:"Floor 2 - These men have yichus and love kids." The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again. The third floor sign reads:"Floor 3 - These man have yichus,love kids,and are extremely handsome." "Hmmm, better." she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?" The fourth floor sign reads:"Floor 4 - These men have yichus,love kids,are extremely handsome, and help with the housework." "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" A again she heads up another flight. The fifth floor sign reads:"Floor 5 - These men have yichus,love kids,are extremely handsome, help a lot with the housework, are wealthy, know how to learn, are tall and broad-shouldered and go to a 5:am hashkoma minyan where they learn before davening, daven 3 times a day with minyan, warm,generous and know how to lovingly treat a wife." "Oy, Gevaldig! But just think what must be awaiting me furthe on!" So up to sixth floor she goes. The sixth floor sign reads:"Floor 6 - You are visitor number 3,456,789,012 There are no men on this floor. The floor exists solely to proof that some women are impossible to please!!

Stayci

Thu, Mar 19 2009, 1:46 am

toooooooooo cute.

Pineapple

Thu, Mar 19 2009, 11:30 am

greenfire

Thu, Mar 19 2009, 12:14 pm

okay okay ... I'll take what's in the basement ...

twokids

Thu, Mar 19 2009, 12:19 pm

ill take one from floors 3,4&5 please. Rolling Eyes

chaylizi

Thu, Mar 19 2009, 12:32 pm

twokids wrote:

ill take one from floors 3,4&5 please. Rolling Eyes

you want three men? shock

most people have hard enough time dealing with one.

Pineapple

Thu, Mar 19 2009, 12:34 pm

kikavu wrote:

twokids wrote:

ill take one from floors 3,4&5 please. Rolling Eyes

you want three men? shock

most people have hard enough time dealing with one.

Maybe she plans on trying them out and returning what she doesnt want LOL

Stayci

Thu, Mar 19 2009, 12:41 pm

Pineapple wrote:

kikavu wrote:

twokids wrote:

ill take one from floors 3,4&5 please. Rolling Eyes

you want three men? shock

most people have hard enough time dealing with one.

Maybe she plans on trying them out and returning what she doesnt want LOL

I tried that, but they had a no return policy. Now I'm stuck with 3!!!! Sad

Ingrid

Thu, Mar 19 2009, 4:34 pm

Here's the second part of the joke:

A new "Wives Store" opened across the street.

The first floor has wives that love s-x.

The second floor has wives that love s-x and have money.

The third through sixth floors have never been visited.