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Post Mon, Apr 11 2011, 4:55 am
1. A friend's 13-year-old daughter about their neighbor: "He's a real tzaddik! First of all, he gets arrested all the time. Second, he keeps goats. Third, he has really long peyot!"

They live in Yesha Smile

2. A non-Jewish friend's 6-year-old son: "Christianity is like an open group on facebook. Anyone can join. Judaism is like a closed group. To get in, you have to talk to the administrator. And even then you might not get in..."
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life'sgreat




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Apr 11 2011, 6:17 am
Ha! To both. LOL
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StrawberrySmoothie




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Apr 11 2011, 6:23 am
sequoia wrote:
1. A friend's 13-year-old daughter about their neighbor: "He's a real tzaddik! First of all, he gets arrested all the time. Second, he keeps goats. Third, he has really long peyot!"

They live in Yesha Smile

2. A non-Jewish friend's 6-year-old son: "Christianity is like an open group on facebook. Anyone can join. Judaism is like a closed group. To get in, you have to talk to the administrator. And even then you might not get in..."


LOL!
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Tiale




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Apr 11 2011, 6:33 am
LOL!
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grin




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Jun 26 2011, 9:29 am
sequoia wrote:
2. A non-Jewish friend's 6-year-old son: "Christianity is like an open group on facebook. Anyone can join. Judaism is like a closed group. To get in, you have to talk to the administrator. And even then you might not get in..."
Thumbs Up that's a good explanation easily understood in our day and age.
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