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Mon, Jul 02 2012, 1:44 am
Wife: Honey..... What are you looking for?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an
hour??
Husband : I was just looking for the expiration date.
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Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
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Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can
there be greater than this one?"
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Stress Reliever
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and
lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or
troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
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A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father
hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO
LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"
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Father to son after exam: "Let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
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A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my
nice body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor
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Hashemlovesme
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Mon, Jul 02 2012, 3:03 am
sorry, but I don't think these are very funny. (they may be true though....)
when ppl make fun of serious things it makes them take that important thing less seriously.
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morahmommy
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Mon, Jul 02 2012, 9:01 am
I agree with above. Those are pretty sad excuses for jokes...
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gila-rina
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Mon, Jul 02 2012, 9:16 am
RutiS, keep them coming
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shabbatiscoming
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Mon, Jul 02 2012, 9:18 am
I think they are very funny.
Thanks RutiS
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AlwaysThinking
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Mon, Jul 02 2012, 9:30 am
I like them
All these serious threads on imamother recently, I think we all need to chillax a bit...
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Mon, Jul 02 2012, 9:31 am
thanks for the smiles!
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causemommysaid
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Mon, Jul 02 2012, 9:32 am
oh lighten up pple
I think they were very funny. keep em coming
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amother
Tangerine
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Mon, Jul 02 2012, 9:54 am
ysmommy wrote: | oh lighten up pple
I think they were very funny. keep em coming |
I liked your post, because that was basically what I wanted to say
Last edited by amother on Fri, Aug 21 2020, 4:12 am; edited 1 time in total
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bravo
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Mon, Jul 02 2012, 10:12 am
Like'em....keep them coming
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Mon, Jul 02 2012, 5:17 pm
When we stop laughing we're in trouble. Love em
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