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 Thu, Aug 08 2019, 8:29 am
| happymom123 wrote: | | To kill bugs for me. No way I'm killing a cockroach myself, I need a man for that |
I've told my husband many times that this is why I married him
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Wife1
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Thu, Aug 08 2019, 8:31 am
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I got married so HE should cook for ME
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Thu, Aug 08 2019, 8:33 am
This thread is awesome. So funny.
I got married because I needed someone to buy me snacks at 11 PM on his way home from shul. No way I'm going out at that time for ice cream.
I also needed someone who is good at trying to kill spiders and letting them get away.
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ShishKabob
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Thu, Aug 08 2019, 8:35 am
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I got married so I'd be able to say: How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?
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singleagain
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Thu, Aug 08 2019, 8:38 am
| Chayalle wrote: | | Well, I needed someone to take out the garbage. |
My mother says this all the time!
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Debbie
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Thu, Aug 08 2019, 8:38 am
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I got married so my husband could make havdalah for me; I don't think I would look good with the beard that women allegedly grow if they make havdalah!
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almostlettinggo
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Thu, Aug 08 2019, 8:45 am
I got married because I wanted another head. Two heads are better than one! So in case mine is sleeping I can always rely on the other one! 
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Sweet as Pie
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Thu, Aug 08 2019, 8:47 am
What’s the question? I got married so I have who to yell at 
Joking aside, to have a built in bedtime companion
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Rappel
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Thu, Aug 08 2019, 8:52 am
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Post Aliyah, I couldn't find a back scratcher ANYWHERE! Not in the supermarket, not in the Shuk. So I married one.
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MiracleMama
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Thu, Aug 08 2019, 9:07 am
I'm just in it for the s-x. 
Last edited by MiracleMama on Thu, Aug 08 2019, 9:15 am; edited 1 time in total
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Water Stones
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Thu, Aug 08 2019, 9:11 am
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I married an American so to have a 24/7/365 free tutor to perfect my English! (Joking 😄)
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honeymoon
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Thu, Aug 08 2019, 9:14 am
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I got married I should be able to play this game.
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Zehava
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Thu, Aug 08 2019, 9:20 am
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For the phone calls. Takes me 3 days to work up the courage to call the dental office. He does all my phone calls.
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smile12345
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Thu, Aug 08 2019, 9:21 am
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I got married so that I could join imamother. I assumed you all did it for the same reason?!
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Thu, Aug 08 2019, 9:26 am
| Jewishfoodie wrote: | I mean, what's the point of marrying someone if you have no intention of feeding him, washing his laundry, birthing his kids... Filling the car, etc..
Honesty, I married because I couldn't reach light bulbs and I hate standing on ladders.
You? |
Well, I got married so HE could do all those things for me. Except birthing the babies. If I'd been thinking, I would have married a pre-surgical transgender man and let him do that, too.
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L25
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Thu, Aug 08 2019, 9:29 am
lol. I call the doctors, take out the bugs, often take out the garbage...never realized just how important my jobs are 
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Marigold
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Thu, Aug 08 2019, 9:31 am
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For someone to make havdalah for me. Otherwise I’m good to go.
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Moonlight
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Thu, Aug 08 2019, 9:34 am
This is hysterical!
The bugs reason is for me too! My father got sick of killing the spiders in my room
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notshanarishona
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Thu, Aug 08 2019, 9:38 am
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You are all making me think too hard.. I kill the bugs so I need another reason .
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mirror
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Thu, Aug 08 2019, 9:42 am
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I needed a kvetching partner who won't blab about my problems on Imamother.
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