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Mamushka
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Thu, Aug 08 2019, 8:13 pm
So I get bitten by all the mosquitos and he can sleep like a baby
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Jewishfoodie
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Thu, Aug 08 2019, 8:22 pm
Mamushka wrote: | So I get bitten by all the mosquitos and he can sleep like a baby |
So.. Let me get this straight. You married him to be his mosquito net? Fly paper?
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UQT
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Thu, Aug 08 2019, 8:36 pm
I was never able to open up the pickle jars. I married my husband and he's was so wonderful at it. Then I discovered these great jar openers that worked like a charm. DH wasn't so necessary at that point but I decided to keep him anyway.
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Jewishfoodie
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Thu, Aug 08 2019, 8:43 pm
UQT wrote: | I was never able to open up the pickle jars. I married my husband and he's was so wonderful at it. Then I discovered these great jar openers that worked like a charm. DH wasn't so necessary at that point but I decided to keep him anyway. |
You can't buy from places that have terrible return policies. Lesson learned I hope?
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987gold
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Thu, Aug 08 2019, 9:07 pm
😀 This is really hilarious!!!
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causemommysaid
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Thu, Aug 08 2019, 9:38 pm
I needed a sugar daddy and he needed a baby mama
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honey36
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Thu, Aug 08 2019, 10:32 pm
Jewishfoodie wrote: | So.. Let me get this straight. You married him to be his mosquito net? Fly paper? |
She is probably in the country with the kids and he is in the city all week enjoying the quiet.
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steak4me
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Thu, Aug 08 2019, 11:09 pm
Just to hear his response when asked how many kids he has.
“I have two, but my wife has three. “
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momaleh
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Fri, Aug 09 2019, 2:40 am
This is too funny!
I find it's easier to get on in frum society with a husband.
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ectomorph
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Fri, Aug 09 2019, 3:27 am
I don't want to be buried alone. The Talmud says souls talk to each other in the cemetery, so I made sure to marry a guy I like to chat with.
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ectomorph
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Fri, Aug 09 2019, 3:33 am
yersp wrote: | I got married so that if I didn't feel like doing something I could totally blame him for it. You gotta try it sometime, it works like a charm:
Sorry, can't do it, my husband __________ (just fill in the blanks) |
I stopped doing it as much when I realized some ppl were under the delusion that I was actually being prevented from going to their party/ participating in their gift exchange/ anything I didn't feel like doing. I didn't want people to think my husband was a jerk.
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Metukah
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Fri, Aug 09 2019, 5:13 am
simba wrote: |
And I can bet my maiden name is worse then yours Metukah. This marriage definitely helped that dept. |
Ooh I'm in on that bet. I'm also will to bet that if I write my surname you won't be able to pronounce it.
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Metukah
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Fri, Aug 09 2019, 5:15 am
Einikel wrote: | So I can wear a realistic looking sheitel |
I get you. That was so part of my plan.
My hair is so awful I was considering wearing a wig as a girl. But then I was concerned that all those married women wearing realistic wigs would ruin it for me, so I held off until marriage.
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cuties' mom
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Fri, Aug 09 2019, 7:14 am
Mamushka wrote: | So I get bitten by all the mosquitos and he can sleep like a baby |
Does he wake up every 4 hours and cry?
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Coffee Addict
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Fri, Aug 09 2019, 9:10 am
I married DH because I wanted to get out of my parents house. Oh, what a relief. That was my only way 🤪
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Jewishfoodie
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Fri, Aug 09 2019, 9:42 am
Coffee Addict wrote: | I married DH because I wanted to get out of my parents house. Oh, what a relief. That was my only way 🤪 |
Now that I think of it, I can't believe you're the first person to think of that answer!
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STMommy
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Fri, Aug 09 2019, 5:32 pm
So I would have someone to talk to.
Not knowing he'd use burping and farting as his primary means of communication.
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polka dots
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Fri, Aug 09 2019, 6:27 pm
So I can say “hmmmm let me discuss that with my husband and I’ll get back to you “
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flowerpower
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Fri, Aug 09 2019, 6:31 pm
Well.. we do make a good pair. We carry the load together. I nurse because he can’t and he sleeps because I can’t.
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