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Thu, Dec 05 2019, 12:28 pm
hodeez wrote: | How bitter we have become! |
haha lol its fun!!!
My office is an utter complete disaster zone; I'm always begging everyone to pitch in to clean up and restock on stuff; its fun to gripe about it and make fun.
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ShishKabob
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Thu, Dec 05 2019, 12:32 pm
hodeez wrote: | How bitter we have become! | This is actually very therapeutic for me. I'm shaking with laughter here.
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hodeez
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Thu, Dec 05 2019, 12:38 pm
Can we swap annoying employees who ask you for advice and then do the exact opposite and THEN complain about their mistake?
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groovy1224
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Thu, Dec 05 2019, 1:09 pm
a ketchup bottle with crusted ketchup on it.
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rgh
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Thu, Dec 05 2019, 1:40 pm
crushed envelopes
a company stamp with no ink left
those green certified mail receipt thingies that need two parts-so a huge pile of one part, and zero of the other
pads of paper with coffee stains
an office with phone with sticky dusty keys
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hodeez
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Thu, Dec 05 2019, 1:47 pm
Accidentally pressing the insert button on your computer so when you try to edit something it gets erased completely
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chanatron1000
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Thu, Dec 05 2019, 10:47 pm
A year's supply of decaf coffee in regular coffee packaging.
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Sunny Days
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Thu, Dec 05 2019, 10:56 pm
Oh my gosh this is great!!! Keep ‘em coming!
A thingie is that blows hot & cold air at once for those colleagues in menopause
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Jewishfoodie
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Thu, Dec 05 2019, 11:20 pm
The stapler that only staples bent, misshapen staples and then pokes through skin when you touch any paper you stapled with it.
My one dead airpod
A corded phone where the cord is sooo twisted, you have to be a gymnyst to untangle or use it.
Expired milk for the fridge
A vending machine that only takes 1973 subway tokens
And a box of sardines for all the people who forgot to pack lunch. Nose plugs for the rest..
A book entitled "All the smart decisions this business has made" but the pages are all blank
OH! Soooo many gifts from Satan...
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dankbar
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Thu, Dec 05 2019, 11:27 pm
Tissues only once used.
Toilet paper holder in toilet with no paper in it.
Overstuffed garbage bins
A coffee urn that davka goes empty, exactly when you finally get to make your coffee like with sensors
A broken door bell buzzer so you need to run down all flights to open the door
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dankbar
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Thu, Dec 05 2019, 11:30 pm
An emergency help necklace for all the time you get stuck in the elevator
A telephone which gets cut off because there is no service anywhere in the building
A paramedic to stand by on call when you receive the pink slip
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dankbar
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Thu, Dec 05 2019, 11:33 pm
A microwave that only leaves the lingering smells of the foods that nauseate you
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Stars
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Thu, Dec 05 2019, 11:59 pm
I am laughing so hard at these
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Brachie69
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Fri, Dec 06 2019, 12:01 am
Tuna fish scented air freshener.
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jkl
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Fri, Dec 06 2019, 12:07 am
Forced computer updates right before important deadlines.
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chatz
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Fri, Dec 06 2019, 12:16 am
No internet. Having to unplug and restart your modem, router, and every device until the customer service rep is convinced its not just a loose wire.
A phone call from your kids school that your child has a fever / lice and needs to be picked up.
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imasinger
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Fri, Dec 06 2019, 6:02 am
A bent restroom key that takes multiple tries to get the door unlocked.
A whole bunch of colleagues whose kids are selling candy, cookies, etc.
Anyone else have Gilbert & Sullivan's"My Object All Sublime" going through their heads?
https://youtu.be/Ip6czeTuNEU
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