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Thu, Jan 30 2020, 1:25 pm
OP: I'm tired.
Amother: Because you have too many kids.
OP: Actually, I have 2 kids. But I'm tired.
Amother: That's because you are working while your DH is pushing his time in kollel. Tell him to go get a job so you can be a SAHM and relax.
OP: Actually, I am a SAHM and DH works. I'm still tired.
Amother: Because your DH doesn't pitch in with houseworks. He puts his career before you and now you are suffering.
OP: Actually, DH puts the kids to sleep every night and pays for cleaning help. Guys, I'm tired.
Amother: Because your DH is abusive. Fathers can't put kids to sleep without a mother's input. How would he know precisely your kids needs if he is not home all day?
OP: DH is in tune with my kids all day. He calls all the time to hear how they are doing and joins me at their annual physicals. Hello, I'm tired!
Amother: That's it, you nailed it! Shots! it's the shots! You vax your kids, they become impossible due to the toxins and now you are complaining.
OP: Actually, I'm an antivaxxer crunchy mom. Can you here me? I'm tired!
Amother: Aha, you don't feed your kids "normal" food so they are jealous of noshers and drive you crazy!
OP: Actually, I'm crunchy with a twist, I do allow occasional treats. Don't you believe that I'm tired?
Amother: Because you probably took an epidural at your most recent birth. And now you are complaining.
OP: Actually, I had a natural homebirth. Still tired.
Amother: There you go. You stayed home right after the birth and didn't allow yourself to recover.
OP: Actually, Mom moved in so I was able to sleep. Tired!
Amother: Your father probably molested you as a kid and seeing your mother in such a vulnerable time postpartum triggers you.
OP: My father died when I was born. TIRED!
Amother: OH, you grew up as an orphan. Did you ever try therapy?
OP: TIRED! TIRED! Falling asleeeeeeeeeeeeeep
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allthingsblue
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Thu, Jan 30 2020, 1:26 pm
More likely she'd be advised to get her thyroid checked
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amother
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Thu, Jan 30 2020, 1:27 pm
allthingsblue wrote: | More likely she'd be advised to get her thyroid checked | I can add that....
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Wife1
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Thu, Jan 30 2020, 1:29 pm
I LOVE this🤣😂
This should be called imamother in a nutshell!
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amother
Gray
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Thu, Jan 30 2020, 1:29 pm
Two Jews, three opinions.
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stillnewlywed
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Thu, Jan 30 2020, 1:37 pm
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amother
Ginger
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Thu, Jan 30 2020, 1:39 pm
OP- did you get checked for pandas?
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MiracleMama
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Thu, Jan 30 2020, 1:39 pm
amother [ Gray ] wrote: | Two Jews, three opinions. |
Only 3?
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Aquamarine
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Thu, Jan 30 2020, 1:39 pm
Just thank you for the laughs.
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Chayalle
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Thu, Jan 30 2020, 1:40 pm
You need a career to energize you! Or get to the gym!
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amother
Ginger
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Thu, Jan 30 2020, 1:41 pm
Chayalle wrote: | You need a career to energize you! Or get to the gym! |
Yoga! Meditation! Cancun!
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SuperWify
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Thu, Jan 30 2020, 1:42 pm
Op you should’ve went on birth control anyway!!!
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amother
Gray
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Thu, Jan 30 2020, 1:43 pm
amother [ Ginger ] wrote: | OP- did you get checked for pandas? |
She definitely just needs to try the Surrendered Wife method.
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amother
Seagreen
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Thu, Jan 30 2020, 1:44 pm
Wife1 wrote: | I LOVE this🤣😂
This should be called imamother in a nutshell! |
What’s so funny about her thread? We have this every day. All day. Nothing new.
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amother
Ginger
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Thu, Jan 30 2020, 1:45 pm
amother [ Gray ] wrote: | She definitely just needs to try the Surrendered Wife method. |
Perhaps a parenting class- (I know someone good who’s last name starts with H and rhymes with stellar...)
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flowerpower
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Thu, Jan 30 2020, 1:46 pm
Did she read the five love languages?
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Wife1
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Thu, Jan 30 2020, 1:49 pm
amother [ Seagreen ] wrote: | What’s so funny about her thread? We have this every day. All day. Nothing new. |
I know right?!
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amother
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Thu, Jan 30 2020, 1:50 pm
You have ADHD, and someone you know has either NPD or BPD.
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