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amother




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Post  Thu, Jan 30 2020, 11:25 am
OP: I'm tired.

Amother: Because you have too many kids.

OP: Actually, I have 2 kids. But I'm tired.

Amother: That's because you are working while your DH is pushing his time in kollel. Tell him to go get a job so you can be a SAHM and relax.

OP: Actually, I am a SAHM and DH works. I'm still tired.

Amother: Because your DH doesn't pitch in with houseworks. He puts his career before you and now you are suffering.

OP: Actually, DH puts the kids to sleep every night and pays for cleaning help. Guys, I'm tired.

Amother: Because your DH is abusive. Fathers can't put kids to sleep without a mother's input. How would he know precisely your kids needs if he is not home all day?

OP: DH is in tune with my kids all day. He calls all the time to hear how they are doing and joins me at their annual physicals. Hello, I'm tired!

Amother: That's it, you nailed it! Shots! it's the shots! You vax your kids, they become impossible due to the toxins and now you are complaining.

OP: Actually, I'm an antivaxxer crunchy mom. Can you here me? I'm tired!

Amother: Aha, you don't feed your kids "normal" food so they are jealous of noshers and drive you crazy!

OP: Actually, I'm crunchy with a twist, I do allow occasional treats. Don't you believe that I'm tired?

Amother: Because you probably took an epidural at your most recent birth. And now you are complaining.

OP: Actually, I had a natural homebirth. Still tired.

Amother: There you go. You stayed home right after the birth and didn't allow yourself to recover.

OP: Actually, Mom moved in so I was able to sleep. Tired!

Amother: Your father probably molested you as a kid and seeing your mother in such a vulnerable time postpartum triggers you.

OP: My father died when I was born. TIRED!

Amother: OH, you grew up as an orphan. Did you ever try therapy?

OP: TIRED! TIRED! Falling asleeeeeeeeeeeeeep
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allthingsblue




 
 
 
 

Post  Thu, Jan 30 2020, 11:26 am
More likely she'd be advised to get her thyroid checked
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amother




OP
 

Post  Thu, Jan 30 2020, 11:27 am
allthingsblue wrote:
More likely she'd be advised to get her thyroid checked
I can add that....
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Wife1




 
 
 
 

Post  Thu, Jan 30 2020, 11:29 am
I LOVE this🤣😂

This should be called imamother in a nutshell!
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amother




Gray
 

Post  Thu, Jan 30 2020, 11:29 am
Two Jews, three opinions.
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stillnewlywed




 
 
 
 

Post  Thu, Jan 30 2020, 11:37 am
You nailed it
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amother




Ginger
 

Post  Thu, Jan 30 2020, 11:39 am
OP- did you get checked for pandas?
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MiracleMama




 
 
 
 

Post  Thu, Jan 30 2020, 11:39 am
amother [ Gray ] wrote:
Two Jews, three opinions.


Only 3?
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amother




Aquamarine
 

Post  Thu, Jan 30 2020, 11:39 am
Just thank you for the laughs.
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Chayalle




 
 
 
 

Post  Thu, Jan 30 2020, 11:40 am
You need a career to energize you! Or get to the gym!
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amother




Ginger
 

Post  Thu, Jan 30 2020, 11:41 am
Chayalle wrote:
You need a career to energize you! Or get to the gym!

Yoga! Meditation! Cancun!
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SuperWify




 
 
 
 

Post  Thu, Jan 30 2020, 11:42 am
Op you should’ve went on birth control anyway!!!
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amother




Gray
 

Post  Thu, Jan 30 2020, 11:43 am
amother [ Ginger ] wrote:
OP- did you get checked for pandas?

She definitely just needs to try the Surrendered Wife method.
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amother




Seagreen
 

Post  Thu, Jan 30 2020, 11:44 am
Wife1 wrote:
I LOVE this🤣😂

This should be called imamother in a nutshell!


What’s so funny about her thread? We have this every day. All day. Nothing new. At wits end
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sky




 
 
 
 

Post  Thu, Jan 30 2020, 11:44 am
Very well done.
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amother




Ginger
 

Post  Thu, Jan 30 2020, 11:45 am
amother [ Gray ] wrote:
She definitely just needs to try the Surrendered Wife method.

Perhaps a parenting class- (I know someone good who’s last name starts with H and rhymes with stellar...)
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amother




Aquamarine
 

Post  Thu, Jan 30 2020, 11:46 am
amother [ Seagreen ] wrote:
What’s so funny about her thread? We have this every day. All day. Nothing new. At wits end

Smile Smile Smile
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flowerpower




 
 
 
 

Post  Thu, Jan 30 2020, 11:46 am
Did she read the five love languages?
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Wife1




 
 
 
 

Post  Thu, Jan 30 2020, 11:49 am
amother [ Seagreen ] wrote:
What’s so funny about her thread? We have this every day. All day. Nothing new. At wits end


I know right?!
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amother




Gray
 

Post  Thu, Jan 30 2020, 11:50 am
You have ADHD, and someone you know has either NPD or BPD.
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