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Thu, Nov 12 2020, 5:10 pm
I ususally eat bread for breakfast. Today I skipped the bread, but when I finished I started bentching birchas hamozon.
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Thu, Nov 12 2020, 5:14 pm
I sometimes need to take something from pantry, but instead I open fridge and am trying to remember what I was looking for.
Once, after adding milk to my coffee I almost put the milk away in the cabinet near the coffee instead of in fridge. Great I noticed the mistake right away.
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mommyW
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Thu, Nov 12 2020, 5:23 pm
I had a Dr appointment today. Was raining so I went with an umbrella. When I checked in at the front desk the receptionist tells me "it's not raining in here." I was still holding my umbrella open.
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Thu, Nov 12 2020, 5:35 pm
I thought my car was getting too close to another parked car when I was driving so I automatically sucked in my stomach!
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LifesBliss
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Thu, Nov 12 2020, 6:00 pm
I used Lysol instead of deodorant
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Fave
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Thu, Nov 12 2020, 6:05 pm
I sprayed canola oil spray on a hairbrush instead of hair mousse.
That’s what happens when you try to cook eggs and do your kid’s hair at the same time.
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animeme
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Thu, Nov 12 2020, 6:15 pm
I was driving dd to the pediatrician. We started talking about the dentist, and without thinking I drove there instead.
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FranticFrummie
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Thu, Nov 12 2020, 6:20 pm
Fave wrote: | I sprayed canola oil spray on a hairbrush instead of hair mousse.
That’s what happens when you try to cook eggs and do your kid’s hair at the same time. |
Canola oil spray is excellent for getting gum out of hair. Just saturate the gum, and then work it loose with your fingers.
I am loving this thread, I don't feel so alone. I have such bad short term memory issues. I probably do 100 brainless things every day, but I can't remember any of them! Living in my head is like Finding Dory.
Throw a little ADD in there, and ... oooh look, a squirrel!
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Fast Forward
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Thu, Nov 12 2020, 6:49 pm
I polished my furniture with glass plus.
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Sammy Girl
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Thu, Nov 12 2020, 6:52 pm
I sprayed Shout on the mirrors instead of Windex. Who would believe the day would come...?
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yksraya
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Thu, Nov 12 2020, 6:56 pm
LifesBliss wrote: | I used Lysol instead of deodorant |
And I once used spray deodorant instead of hair spray on a sheitel.was in hotel, room was darkish, noticed a minute too late that I took the wrong spray...
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crossroad
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Thu, Nov 12 2020, 7:15 pm
Was looking around desperately for my keys. They were in my car with the motor running. 3 hrs had gone by! So thankful no one stole the car!!
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avrahamama
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Thu, Nov 12 2020, 7:17 pm
Tried to nurse the wrong child. My 3 yr old was very confused. ETA- BH I didn't wip it out yet.. just got my "baby" in position
Almost gave antibiotics to the wrong child.
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mammale
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Thu, Nov 12 2020, 7:37 pm
I tried putting my toddler's pants on after a diaper change and was getting frustrated that he wasn't cooperating... until I realized that it was because I forgot to replace the diaper....
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newyorker5
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Thu, Nov 12 2020, 7:54 pm
Forgot to put detergent in the washer, of course when it was an extra long cycle (whites, hot water, 2 extra rinses..)
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ExtraCredit
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Thu, Nov 12 2020, 8:03 pm
mommyW wrote: | I had a Dr appointment today. Was raining so I went with an umbrella. When I checked in at the front desk the receptionist tells me "it's not raining in here." I was still holding my umbrella open.
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Beats my open umbrella! At least I do it outdoors!☂
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ccwife
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Thu, Nov 12 2020, 8:16 pm
jj1236 wrote: | I thought my car was getting too close to another parked car when I was driving so I automatically sucked in my stomach! |
This reminds me of when I drive in parking garages with a big van. I automatically duck my head to fit when the ceiling drops or I'm going underground.
More recently - I'm a Morah and today I called my assistant Morah "My name"
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Petra
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Thu, Nov 12 2020, 9:28 pm
One motzei Shabbos I was getting ready to watch a movie on my laptop and finally got settled in and my DH was next to me with his laptop looking at the news threads. When we are not watching something together we both have headphones so we don't bother the other person.
Well, I put my headphones on and started to watch my movie.
A few minutes later, my husband nudges me and says "You know, your headphones aren't plugged in".
I was watching the movie with the sound coming out of my laptop speakers while the headphones were over my ears...blissfully unaware something was amiss.
Aside from that, I do little brainless things that I can't remember, every day, multiple times per day. Just can't remember them.
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