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Tue, Feb 09 2021, 5:01 pm
On the thread about Purim poems, someone gave some examples of bad and adequate poems, using three random food items -- licorice, mashed potato flakes, and double stuff Oreos. I was amused.
Your challenge -- write a Purim poems to accompany the three random food items in the post above yours.
I'll start, with the three items from the other thread:
We hope you won't find it rude
To hear the tale within our food.
See if you can guess which item
Tells this tale before you bite 'em.
King got drunk, while feeling _____
Sent for Vashti to come quicker-ish.
Booted her, brought in a rookie
Esther, sweeter than a ________.
Then came Haman, our world was shaky
Would we live? That king was ______
Baruch Hashem, that unseen Hand
That changes all, made the end grand.
Please read and smile, don't throw tomatoes
And enjoy your ______, _________, and ___________.
Next?
Squash soup, apple, chocolate cake
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Java
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Tue, Feb 09 2021, 5:04 pm
Haman's evil plan was _____ed,
So now it's Purim; we all eat nosh.
Esther beat him, it was a piece of ____,
So our graggers we now do shake.
Let our days be filled with joy and laughter,
For the Jews won the war and lived _____-y ever after.
Potato kugel, coca cola, jelly beans
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dankbar
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Tue, Feb 09 2021, 6:53 pm
I would think licorice for the horse's lasso. Oreos for the wagon's wheels & flakes for the potato peels snowing on Haman's head
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dankbar
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Tue, Feb 09 2021, 6:54 pm
Yummy, hot potato kugel for toamehu,
Cola & jellies for shabbos party, just for you!
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dena613
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Tue, Feb 09 2021, 7:02 pm
These items are random as can be
But eaten together, they are quite tasty!
First take a bite of kugel,
Wash it down with the can of coke
Enjoy the flavors of jelly beans
With your wonderful folks!
Next three foods:
Grape juice
Can of beans
Apple sauce
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Sprinkles1
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Tue, Feb 09 2021, 7:18 pm
Eh, a real challenge would be to add a costume to match- the more far fetched the better!
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dankbar
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Tue, Feb 09 2021, 7:31 pm
Oh! I got it! You are a Mr. Potato head!
Potato flakes for the Potato, oreo cookies for the eyes & long red licorice to form a mouth into a smiley face
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dena613
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Tue, Feb 09 2021, 7:37 pm
Dankbar, you need to write a poem!!! Looking forward!
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dankbar
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Tue, Feb 09 2021, 7:38 pm
dena613 wrote: | These items are random as can be
But eaten together, they are quite tasty!
First take a bite of kugel,
Wash it down with the can of coke
Enjoy the flavors of jelly beans
With your wonderful folks!
Next three foods:
Grape juice
Can of beans
Apple sauce
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Here is a kiddush for granny without teeth,
Mashed beans & apple sauce, enjoy these!
Back to basics, eating like a baby does,
No more chewing/swallowing episodes, no more fuss!
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dankbar
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Tue, Feb 09 2021, 7:57 pm
Matzo
Ceasar salad
Hot dogs
Let's see who can get the connection?
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imasinger
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Tue, Feb 09 2021, 8:30 pm
dankbar wrote: | Matzo
Ceasar salad
Hot dogs
Let's see who can get the connection? |
Not sure what your connection was, but how's this?
No matter how we've been oppressed
We know it turns out for the best.
From Mitzrayim, we were freed
Rome no more can make us bleed
Nor Hitler, recent Amalek
Can ruin us and make us break.
These famous words, let's all repeat:
Hashem saved us, now let's eat!
Bagel, lox, brownies
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dankbar
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Tue, Feb 09 2021, 8:37 pm
Nobody?! I'll go!
From Egypt to Greece, and then some more,
Until America opened up its door,
From one country to another, we were thrown,
We want to go back, to the Land of our own!
Hashem, send us Moshiach already,
For His arrrival, we are waiting and ready!
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dankbar
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Tue, Feb 09 2021, 8:39 pm
imasinger wrote: | Not sure what your connection was, but how's this?
No matter how we've been oppressed
We know it turns out for the best.
From Mitzrayim, we were freed
Rome no more can make us bleed
Nor Hitler, recent Amalek
Can ruin us and make us break.
These famous words, let's all repeat:
Hashem saved us, now let's eat!
You got it! Great poetry!
Bagel, lox, brownies |
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dankbar
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Tue, Feb 09 2021, 8:54 pm
Bagels & lox, as a Purim seuda we will eat!
Do we still get brownie points, even if it isn't meat?!
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