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Thu, Mar 04 2021, 10:22 am
Old Joe
Please go
Go go go
You talk so slow
Your words don’t flow
Please go
Old Joe
Take Kamala with you
Please do! Please do
She’s a sneaky snake
So her please take
You and her go
Go go go
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amother
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Thu, Mar 04 2021, 11:28 am
Congratulations, Kamala!
Today is your day.
You're off to Great Places!
You're off and away!
You have racial identity in your court.
You have women's feet in your shoes
You can steer your dear prez
Any direction you choose.
He's not on his own, as you and Jill know.
And YOU are the gal who'll decide where he goes.
[...]
He'll get mixed up, of course,
As you already know.
He'll get mixed up
About where he is and should go.
So be sure when he does.
Step with care and great tact
And remember that Veep's
A Great Balancing Act.
Just never forget to be dexterous and deft.
And you'll soon grab the crown for the radical left.
And will you succeed?
Yes! You will, indeed!
(98 and 3/4 percent guaranteed.)
AND THERE IS NOT ONE SINGLE VOTE THAT YOU'LL NEED.
KAMALA, YOU'LL MOVE MOUNTAINS!
So...
Be your name Camel-a, Camilla or Kam
Or VP or Prez or plain Relative Sam,
You're off to Great Places!
Today is your day!
Your dictatorship is waiting.
So...get on your way!
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amother
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Thu, Mar 04 2021, 11:38 am
Am I in Texas or Peru?
Is this a museum or a zoo?
Where’s my other croc or shoe?
Was I running red or for blue?
Why’s a mask recommended by WHO?
They gave me one vaccine or two?
Just another Joe day for you.
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Crookshanks
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Thu, Mar 04 2021, 11:40 am
amother [ Powderblue ] wrote: | Congratulations, Kamala!
Today is your day.
You're off to Great Places!
You're off and away!
You have racial identity in your court.
You have women's feet in your shoes
You can steer your dear prez
Any direction you choose.
He's not on his own, as you and Jill know.
And YOU are the gal who'll decide where he goes.
[...]
He'll get mixed up, of course,
As you already know.
He'll get mixed up
About where he is and should go.
So be sure when he does.
Step with care and great tact
And remember that Veep's
A Great Balancing Act.
Just never forget to be dexterous and deft.
And you'll soon grab the crown for the radical left.
And will you succeed?
Yes! You will, indeed!
(98 and 3/4 percent guaranteed.)
AND THERE IS NOT ONE SINGLE VOTE THAT YOU'LL NEED.
KAMALA, YOU'LL MOVE MOUNTAINS!
So...
Be your name Camel-a, Camilla or Kam
Or VP or Prez or plain Relative Sam,
You're off to Great Places!
Today is your day!
Your dictatorship is waiting.
So...get on your way! |
You are so good with words! I love this!
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amother
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Thu, Mar 04 2021, 11:44 am
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Crookshanks
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Thu, Mar 04 2021, 11:46 am
Some lines are particularly great: And you'll soon grab the crown for the radical left.
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Thu, Mar 04 2021, 11:50 am
amother [ Powderblue ] wrote: | Congratulations, Kamala!
Today is your day.
You're off to Great Places!
You're off and away!
You have racial identity in your court.
You have women's feet in your shoes
You can steer your dear prez
Any direction you choose.
He's not on his own, as you and Jill know.
And YOU are the gal who'll decide where he goes.
[...]
He'll get mixed up, of course,
As you already know.
He'll get mixed up
About where he is and should go.
So be sure when he does.
Step with care and great tact
And remember that Veep's
A Great Balancing Act.
Just never forget to be dexterous and deft.
And you'll soon grab the crown for the radical left.
And will you succeed?
Yes! You will, indeed!
(98 and 3/4 percent guaranteed.)
AND THERE IS NOT ONE SINGLE VOTE THAT YOU'LL NEED.
KAMALA, YOU'LL MOVE MOUNTAINS!
So...
Be your name Camel-a, Camilla or Kam
Or VP or Prez or plain Relative Sam,
You're off to Great Places!
Today is your day!
Your dictatorship is waiting.
So...get on your way! |
Love this one also good rhythm!
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amother
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Thu, Mar 04 2021, 3:26 pm
Op please do let us know immediately when you publish this book -- I want to buy it before it is banned!
Gave me the chuckle I really needed right now.
You are so talented!
Thanks!
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amother
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Tue, Mar 09 2021, 2:16 pm
Andrew M. Cuomo,
I don’t care how.
Andrew M. Cuomo,
You must go now.
You can go because of nursing homes,
You can go because of lies
You can go because of loved ones
you caused to die.
If you wish you may go
because of fudged numbers
Or harrassment you claimed
was social blunders.
Andrew M. Cuomo!
Don’t you know
the time has come,
so GO, GO, GO!
(And take your bro!)
Get on your way!
Please, Andrew M.!
You might like going
'cuz of all the mayhem!
You can go chased by Republicans...or Democrats.
OR you can go chased by Italians you insulted like that.
You can go chased by people you issued threats…
I don’t care how you go, just GET!
Get yourself some dignity.
You can go with a….WHEE!
Andy, Andy, Andy
Will you leave Albany!
Andrew M. Cuomo, I don’t care HOW!
Andrew M. Cuomo, will you please GO NOW!
I said GO and GO I meant,
But he had no shame.
SO…Andy ran... for President.
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Malkqueen
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Tue, Mar 09 2021, 2:55 pm
All the long way to work
And all the back
I looked and I looked
And I kept careful track
But all that I noticed
Except my own feet
Were shuttered up shops
All along Main Street
Shuttered up shops?
That's no story to tell
I'd better embellish it
So papers will sell
What if I add, instead
A MAGA cap upon one head
A mask upon another face
A homeless digging through the waste
A restaurateur wringing his hands
The jingling of a beggars cans
A line of people spaced apart
Awaiting entrance to a bar
Flyers advising staying home
Babble of people dying in Rome
But now the problem is this -
Main Street is a place of bliss
Today in January 2020
People will think I'm lying plenty
If I dare describe such a scene
Of grocery shelves wiped out clean
It takes some time to do the trick
To prove Corona makes us sick
And now we fear a new uptick
The mayor is here, the governor too
They fight with each other while the citizens boo
The mayor is here and he thinks it is bad
But he goes to the gym and people get mad
It's not too late, I still can tell
How GameStop soared and then it fell
Of tiktok songs and the coffin dance
Riots and BLM making a stance
But as I dashed up to the press
To share a tale of great distress
The newsman asked me with disdain
Do I mean to inflict such pain?
By telling such outlandish tales
By turning minnows into whales?
For all that I saw as I walked on my feet
Was a shuttered up shop on good old Main Street
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amother
OP
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Tue, Mar 09 2021, 3:33 pm
amother [ Powderblue ] wrote: | Congratulations, Kamala!
Today is your day.
You're off to Great Places!
You're off and away!
You have racial identity in your court.
You have women's feet in your shoes
You can steer your dear prez
Any direction you choose.
He's not on his own, as you and Jill know.
And YOU are the gal who'll decide where he goes.
[...]
He'll get mixed up, of course,
As you already know.
He'll get mixed up
About where he is and should go.
So be sure when he does.
Step with care and great tact
And remember that Veep's
A Great Balancing Act.
Just never forget to be dexterous and deft.
And you'll soon grab the crown for the radical left.
And will you succeed?
Yes! You will, indeed!
(98 and 3/4 percent guaranteed.)
AND THERE IS NOT ONE SINGLE VOTE THAT YOU'LL NEED.
KAMALA, YOU'LL MOVE MOUNTAINS!
So...
Be your name Camel-a, Camilla or Kam
Or VP or Prez or plain Relative Sam,
You're off to Great Places!
Today is your day!
Your dictatorship is waiting.
So...get on your way! |
This is awesome!!!!! Did you write this on your own?? Im blown away
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amother
OP
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Tue, Mar 09 2021, 3:37 pm
Malkqueen wrote: | All the long way to work
And all the back
I looked and I looked
And I kept careful track
But all that I noticed
Except my own feet
Were shuttered up shops
All along Main Street
Shuttered up shops?
That's no story to tell
I'd better embellish it
So papers will sell
What if I add, instead
A MAGA cap upon one head
A mask upon another face
A homeless digging through the waste
A restaurateur wringing his hands
The jingling of a beggars cans
A line of people spaced apart
Awaiting entrance to a bar
Flyers advising staying home
Babble of people dying in Rome
But now the problem is this -
Main Street is a place of bliss
Today in January 2020
People will think I'm lying plenty
If I dare describe such a scene
Of grocery shelves wiped out clean
It takes some time to do the trick
To prove Corona makes us sick
And now we fear a new uptick
The mayor is here, the governor too
They fight with each other while the citizens boo
The mayor is here and he thinks it is bad
But he goes to the gym and people get mad
It's not too late, I still can tell
How GameStop soared and then it fell
Of tiktok songs and the coffin dance
Riots and BLM making a stance
But as I dashed up to the press
To share a tale of great distress
The newsman asked me with disdain
Do I mean to inflict such pain?
By telling such outlandish tales
By turning minnows into whales?
For all that I saw as I walked on my feet
Was a shuttered up shop on good old Main Street |
Woah. This is amazing too! You ladies are so talented
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amother
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Tue, Mar 09 2021, 4:40 pm
amother [ OP ] wrote: | This is awesome!!!!! Did you write this on your own?? Im blown away |
Yup it fit
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amother
Coral
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Tue, Mar 09 2021, 5:16 pm
impressive Malkaqueen
you ladies rock!
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amother
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Tue, Mar 09 2021, 6:03 pm
Malkqueen wrote: | All the long way to work
And all the back
I looked and I looked
And I kept careful track
But all that I noticed
Except my own feet
Were shuttered up shops
All along Main Street
Shuttered up shops?
That's no story to tell
I'd better embellish it
So papers will sell
What if I add, instead
A MAGA cap upon one head
A mask upon another face
A homeless digging through the waste
A restaurateur wringing his hands
The jingling of a beggars cans
A line of people spaced apart
Awaiting entrance to a bar
Flyers advising staying home
Babble of people dying in Rome
But now the problem is this -
Main Street is a place of bliss
Today in January 2020
People will think I'm lying plenty
If I dare describe such a scene
Of grocery shelves wiped out clean
It takes some time to do the trick
To prove Corona makes us sick
And now we fear a new uptick
The mayor is here, the governor too
They fight with each other while the citizens boo
The mayor is here and he thinks it is bad
But he goes to the gym and people get mad
It's not too late, I still can tell
How GameStop soared and then it fell
Of tiktok songs and the coffin dance
Riots and BLM making a stance
But as I dashed up to the press
To share a tale of great distress
The newsman asked me with disdain
Do I mean to inflict such pain?
By telling such outlandish tales
By turning minnows into whales?
For all that I saw as I walked on my feet
Was a shuttered up shop on good old Main Street |
Which Dr Seuss book is this based on? It's great!
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Malkqueen
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Tue, Mar 09 2021, 6:12 pm
amother [ Powderblue ] wrote: | Which Dr Seuss book is this based on? It's great! |
It's a very loose parody of "And To Think That I Saw It On Mulberry Street"
If I spent another 5 minutes on it it'd probably be more recognizable
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amother
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Tue, Mar 09 2021, 6:16 pm
Malkqueen wrote: | It's a very loose parody of "And To Think That I Saw It On Mulberry Street"
If I spent another 5 minutes on it it'd probably be more recognizable |
No I'm sure it's recognizable, I just don't know that one so well. Really good!
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BoomChickaPop
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Tue, Mar 09 2021, 6:23 pm
Too wet to go out
And too cold to play ball
So we sat in the house.
We did nothing at all.
Till Sally looked at a Calendar
And jumped off the floor
Do you see what I see
We will rest no more!
I looked!
And then I saw what she saw.
And it was my turn to jump off the floor.
We looked and we looked!
We shrieked and we shrieked.
Then Sally and I did not know what to say
Pesach was coming and we would be cleaning today
We cleaned and we cleaned
Till we plotzed on the floor
And we knew it didn't matter if the sun wasn't sunny
Cuz Pesach was coming and that wasn't funny
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amother
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Tue, Jan 24 2023, 1:09 pm
These are so good! I’m liking all of them! Even the ones I disagree with!
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