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Coffee
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Thu, Sep 15 2022, 10:49 am
these are wonderful! Thank you all for sharing and bringing laughter to others! I have a family member who isn't well and these jokes are making them smile
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YounginBP
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Thu, Sep 15 2022, 11:32 am
amother Nemesia wrote: | Why was the tomato blushing?
Cuz he saw the salad dressing. |
Why should you knock before opening the refrigerator?
Because you might see the salad dressing.
Who remembers knock knock jokes???
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Lovable
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Thu, Sep 15 2022, 11:33 am
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs
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amother
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Thu, Sep 15 2022, 11:33 am
These jokes are great! Please keep them coming.
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amother
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Thu, Sep 15 2022, 11:34 am
When people find out what a bad electrician I am, they're shocked!
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Lovable
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Thu, Sep 15 2022, 11:35 am
How do you put an alien baby to sleep? You rocket
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amother
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Thu, Sep 15 2022, 11:35 am
How did you fall into a well???
I couldn't see that well.
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Lovable
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Thu, Sep 15 2022, 11:36 am
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato
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Lovable
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Thu, Sep 15 2022, 11:45 am
My wife said that if I dont get off my computer and help her with the dishes, she'll slam my head on the keyboard, But I think she's jokindsg6fjkndjdjfjfjldz;e,ploa.aszS. RTHJi'awlqSZA?djhfgsdnkxw;A.ZFLE[O,.sadl;dgkrlgrdjflksdfk;alr'lowe[fk,a'
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Lovable
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Thu, Sep 15 2022, 11:47 am
A Russian went for an eye check up.
The Doctor showed the letters on the board:
CZWXNQSTAZKY
Doctor: Can you read this?
Russian: Read??? I even know the guy...he's my cousin.
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Lovable
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Thu, Sep 15 2022, 11:50 am
Went to the new Chase bank on Wallabout St. In Williamsburg and there were separate lines for men & women
I was like, wow its nice of the bank to be culturally sensitive
The bank manager passed by and I complimented him about it, to which he responded: Its not separate at all! Read the signs above. One sign read 'Deposits' and the other 'withdrawals' ....
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amother
Nemesia
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Thu, Sep 15 2022, 12:15 pm
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runninglate
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Thu, Sep 15 2022, 12:33 pm
amother Lemonchiffon wrote: | I just s saw this today.
What did the uneducated chossid say to the educated college professor?
Rent is due on the first of the month |
Reminds me of this one.
What do you call the guy who graduated last in his medical school class?
Dr.
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shanie5
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Thu, Sep 15 2022, 1:07 pm
Why are cooks mean?
Because they beat the eggs and whip the cream.
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NotInNJMommy
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Thu, Sep 15 2022, 1:16 pm
I just saw this on FB today:
A gentile walks up to a Jew and asks, "Why do Jews always answer a question with another question?"
The Jew responds, "Why not?"
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GLUE
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Thu, Sep 15 2022, 1:39 pm
What did the apple say to the orange?
We are not a pear
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amother
Bottlebrush
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Thu, Sep 15 2022, 2:39 pm
My wife told me to take the spider outside instead of killing it. Turns out he has a family back home and is a web developer.
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LK1
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Thu, Sep 15 2022, 2:56 pm
What's brown and sticky?
A Stick
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flowerpower
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Thu, Sep 15 2022, 3:03 pm
Rashi and tosvos rarely agreed but at least they were on the same page.
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