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amother
Denim


 

Post Sun, Feb 18 2024, 1:17 pm
2 bedrooms= 1 bedroom and a walk in closet
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amother
OP


 

Post Sun, Feb 18 2024, 1:18 pm
Walk-in closets = take one step in and you’ll hit the clothes hanging bar
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amother
OP


 

Post Sun, Feb 18 2024, 1:20 pm
Penthouse apartment = Attic. Bats included free of charge
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amother
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Post Sun, Feb 18 2024, 1:26 pm
Recently renovated = at the turn of the century. 2000 wasn’t that long ago, was it?
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amother
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Post Sun, Feb 18 2024, 1:36 pm
With view = if you look very carefully between those apartment buildings, after the train tracks, you can just about make out that tall tree that’s in marine park
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scintilla




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Feb 18 2024, 1:38 pm
Has character = built by a civil war veteran, has popcorn ceilings and the only characters that live there answer to Roach and Rodent
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amother
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Post Sun, Feb 18 2024, 1:40 pm
scintilla wrote:
Has character = built by a civil war veteran, has popcorn ceilings and the only characters that live there answer to Roach and Rodent


😂
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amother
OP


 

Post Sun, Feb 18 2024, 1:41 pm
Parking on premises = if you’re a smart car, maybe. Works best if you own a scooter
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amother
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Post Sun, Feb 18 2024, 1:42 pm
Perfect for the right candidate = after thinking about it a long time, we’re still not quite sure who’d want to live here
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amother
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Post Sun, Feb 18 2024, 1:46 pm
Historical Rustic pre-war home = looks like it was bombed, too expensive to fix. Has swastikas graffitied on the walls
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GLUE




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Feb 18 2024, 4:52 pm
Has a parking space- One space for all apartments
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GLUE




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Feb 18 2024, 4:53 pm
New Appliances- There new for this apartment, not brand new
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GLUE




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Feb 18 2024, 4:55 pm
Redone kitchen- We put waterproof tape on the tiles
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GLUE




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Feb 18 2024, 4:55 pm
Redone floors- We washed them.
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amother
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Post Sun, Feb 18 2024, 5:45 pm
GLUE wrote:
New Appliances- There new for this apartment, not brand new

I actually had that by my chosson/kallah apartment
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GLUE




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Feb 18 2024, 8:46 pm
Surround shower = The bathroom is to small for a toilet and shower stall so we but the shower head over the toilet.

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Yes, there really are places like this
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amother
Melon


 

Post Sun, Feb 18 2024, 8:58 pm
LOL thanks 4the laughs
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amother
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Post Sun, Feb 18 2024, 10:22 pm
amother Melon wrote:
LOL thanks 4the laughs


No problem! And thanks, everyone, for participating!
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amother
Ginger


 

Post Mon, Feb 19 2024, 1:37 pm
Older couple preferred- expect the landlord to bang her broomstick on the ceiling when she hears you walking past 8pm

Near transportation- right off the tracks. You'll be hearing the train 24/7

Utilities included- this is likely an illegal apartment or there is something seriously wrong with the meters.
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