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amother
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Post Sun, Mar 03 2024, 6:02 pm
sequoia wrote:
What is a yeshivish minivan and why is it bad?

It's a minivan that has seen better days so long ago, even the vehicle doesn't remember them. It is on its third owner, may have parts like bumpers, mirrors and headlights held in place with duct tape or bent wire clothes hangers, is carpeted with old junk mail, empty or half-empty snack bags, crumpled tissues, plastic bags, Cheerios, cookie crumbs, the occasional disposable diaper, and CDs with or without their jewel cases. It loses a percentage of its weight to rust every year, and at least one window or door can no longer be opened. Extra credit if a door, fender or hood is a different color because it was salvaged from another vehicle.
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Post Sun, Mar 03 2024, 6:03 pm
amother Geranium wrote:
It's a minivan that has seen better days so long ago, even the vehicle doesn't remember them. It is on its third owner, may have parts like bumpers, mirrors and headlights held in place with duct tape or bent wire clothes hangers, is carpeted with old junk mail, empty or half-empty snack bags, crumpled tissues, plastic bags, Cheerios, cookie crumbs, the occasional disposable diaper, and CDs with or without their jewel cases. It loses a percentage of its weight to rust every year, and at least one window or door can no longer be opened. Extra credit if a door, fender or hood is a different color because it was salvaged from another vehicle.

I love your description LOL
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Post Sun, Mar 03 2024, 6:11 pm
sequoia wrote:
What is a yeshivish minivan and why is it bad?

The old joke is that a yeshivish car is one where everything makes noise besides for the horn and the radio.
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