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Moonlight
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 Tue, Sep 19 2023, 1:18 am
Mommy is not a trampoline
Stop hanging from the door frame
I know you wish you could go to school today but it's Sunday
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newdaynewdawn
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Tue, Sep 19 2023, 1:43 am
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I cant just make you a cake and say its your birthday. We have to wait until the date arrives next year.
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newdaynewdawn
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Tue, Sep 19 2023, 1:46 am
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Your sweater isnt food stop chewing it
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BH Yom Yom
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Tue, Sep 19 2023, 3:23 am
No eating Mommy’s tichel (he likes to grab the “tails” and chew on them).
Please don’t eat your shoes.
We don’t eat the kitty toys.
(He gets enough to eat BH.)
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cuties' mom
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Tue, Sep 19 2023, 4:57 am
I am your mommy not a napkin.
Don't laugh when I yell at you.
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amf
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Tue, Sep 19 2023, 5:03 am
Mommy is not a garbage can.
Mommy is not a table, I cannot hold everything.
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newdaynewdawn
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Tue, Sep 19 2023, 5:36 am
| Moreta24 wrote: | How about things I should have known I'd say, considering how often I heard them growing up....
"Look with your eyes, not with your hands." (said in the store)
"If it's not blood, flood, or fire, go away!" (said from inside the bathroom to the demanding child on the other side of the door)
"If you break your leg doing that, don't come running to me!"
"I know it makes no sense to you; you're a teenager. Someday it will make sense. In the meantime, the answer is still 'No'."
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this made me laugh loud to myself!!!
I say it too!!!
And then one of my kids would say well if she broke her leg she wont be able to run!? 
Last edited by newdaynewdawn on Tue, Sep 19 2023, 5:56 am; edited 1 time in total
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teachkids
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Tue, Sep 19 2023, 5:44 am
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Your brother's hand is attached to his body, you can't take it to bed with you.
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newdaynewdawn
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Tue, Sep 19 2023, 5:55 am
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If you cry ill give you what to cry for.
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Ima03
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Tue, Sep 19 2023, 7:12 am
When I tell you to clean your nose I do not mean on your brother's foot!
When I'm talking to my husband and a kid tries to interrupt "Is there a fire? Do I need to call Hatzalah? No? Good then please wait a moment to finish talking."
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gootlfriends
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Tue, Sep 19 2023, 7:16 am
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Oh my. I really needed this.
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