PLEASE HELP - desperate for poem!!

amother

Sun, Feb 16 2014, 12:43 pm

I am dressing up my children as an imamother theme.

Ds1 will be a LOR with a book of lots of kulas (leniencies).

Ds2 will be dressed as half MO and half yeshivish, with a Na-Na-Nachman kippa and a gartel.

Dd3 will be a recipe book.

Dd4 will be a pack of bc pills.

The mishloach manos is chummous to say how we hold we can eat kitnios on Pesach, a tuna and cheese sandwich to show we hold like Ashkenazim about that, and a pickled grasshopper declared kosher by our LTR (Local Teimani Rabbi). We wanted to include strawberries, but none of the rabbis here let me.

I have spent the last two weeks absolutely sleepless. I did think of the Perfect Poem, but of course it was on Shabbos, and when I banged on my LOR's door at 3am to ask if it was sufficient pikuach nefesh to write it down, his wife got very upset (please help me be DLKZ, she said some not so nice things). And of course I forgot it after havdala (even though we made out Shabbos at the most lenient time after shkiya).

Anyway now I am going nuts. PLEASE, PLEASE help me. You will all have a REALLY BIG MITZVA and I will even write you a mitzva note.

Please do not tell me that poems are not midorysa or midrabbanan or even a minhag Yisroel. I will be ostracized from my community if I don't have one. And I heard shadchanim recently started asking for a copy of the mother's MM poem before suggesting a shidduch to their son/daughter.
אוי לאותה בושה, אוי לאותה חרפה.

greenfire

Sun, Feb 16 2014, 12:53 pm

I sure hope you're wearing a straight jacket to go along with your theme ~~~

amother

Sun, Feb 16 2014, 1:03 pm

We're the nutty Ima-Kids
A very muddled bunch of Yids
Our hashkafot are very many
LORS are two a penny

Hope you like our little rhyme
And have a happy Purim time Twisted Evil

Besiyata Dishmaya

Sun, Feb 16 2014, 1:06 pm

Be careful. The mods can lock your idea or delete it altogether for copying IM idea elsewhere Very Happy

Cookie Monster

Sun, Feb 16 2014, 1:13 pm

U need a stick to pee on in ur MM too.

Lastdime

Sun, Mar 02 2014, 10:02 am

The latest news that I have heard
Is we gathered stuff from around the world
The modern, the frum
The white kippa to wear
The temani , the rebbi
The one who does care
Normally these fellows don’t stand all that close
We happen to have them, all in our house
We mixed them all, and took the best they can spare
Wishing you well, is their common prayer