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amother

Wine

Tue, Jul 03 2018, 10:59 pm

soap suds wrote:

I'll let the little boy take care of that.

Would that Little Boy be related to Fat Man?

Fan of Kim Jung Un, by any chance?

Confused

soap suds

Tue, Jul 03 2018, 11:05 pm

amother wrote:

Would that Little Boy be related to Fat Man?

Fan of Kim Jung Un, by any chance?

Confused

Why would you think that? Am I just not getting the reference?
[Why can't I ever find the scratching head emoji when I need it? Is there a way to bookmark emojis? There should be.]

soap suds

Tue, Jul 03 2018, 11:24 pm

amother wrote:

Did it hit you like a bomb?

Not at all!

I meant to say I got the emoji, as in 'I found it!'

Still don't get the Kim Jung Un reference. Does he generally wash dishes? Does his little friend? Does his dishwasher have a bigger button?

I seriously don't get it. I'll try again tomorrow after I get some zzz's. Although I'll probably be just as much a zombie as I am right now.

amother

cornflower

Wed, Jul 04 2018, 1:37 am

Help! I had seconds of the chocolate dessert!
It was one of those rare occasions when something is served that I can eat (okay, I was ignoring the probable raw eggs) and totally forgot that even one serving of serious chocolate would keep me awake.

I guess I'll go have a hot vanilla milk & hope it helps.

InnerMe

Wed, Jul 04 2018, 5:54 am

amother wrote:

your sarcasm is not funny Rolling Eyes

enough for you? have your eyes rolled off the planet already? u need more?

Apricot! Are you taking this to heart? I meant it in good humor...I'm sorry it didn't come across that way.

amother

Copper

Wed, Jul 04 2018, 3:53 pm

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amother

Maroon

Wed, Jul 04 2018, 4:27 pm

amother wrote:

Attention Imamothers!

Are you depressed and lonely? Do you have financial difficulties?
No worries. Join ISIS!

Free training in the use of explosives
Free training to build pipe bombs
Financial Support for your family when you blow yourself up
Free Religious Counseling teaching you how to get to heaven fast!

Join now and we'll throw in the Hijack Airplane course just for fun!

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I went there.
BEWARE you have to pay for all extras, and there are a lot of extras- for example, although they make it sound free, each woman in paradise costs a few thousand, depending on age.
The advertisement is MISLEADING!!!!

enneamom

Wed, Jul 04 2018, 4:33 pm

amother wrote:

Attention Imamothers!

Are you depressed and lonely? Do you have financial difficulties?
No worries. Join ISIS!

Free training in the use of explosives
Free training to build pipe bombs
Financial Support for your family when you blow yourself up
Free Religious Counseling teaching you how to get to heaven fast!

Join now and we'll throw in the Hijack Airplane course just for fun!

1-888-THROW-UP 1-888-THROW-UP 1-888-THROW-UP

amother

Wine

Wed, Jul 04 2018, 9:14 pm

amother wrote:

Attention Imamothers!

Are you depressed and lonely? Do you have financial difficulties?
No worries. Join ISIS!

Free training in the use of explosives
Free training to build pipe bombs
Financial Support for your family when you blow yourself up
Free Religious Counseling teaching you how to get to heaven fast!

Join now and we'll throw in the Hijack Airplane course just for fun!

1-888-THROW-UP 1-888-THROW-UP 1-888-THROW-UP

Tried the number. Contact info is wrong.

It is 1-888-BLOW-UP.

Not THROW-UP

enneamom

Wed, Jul 04 2018, 9:24 pm

amother wrote:

I PMed them for pricing, here's the list: [****info removed by mod, please respect adverterrorist's wishes to keep everything underground****]

amother

Wine

Wed, Jul 04 2018, 10:12 pm

enneamom wrote:

I PMed them for pricing, here's the list: [****info removed by mod, please respect adverterrorist's wishes to keep everything underground****]

You crack me up!

(ISIS would do the same thing, (ch"v) but it would be decidedly less pleasant...)

amother

Wine

Wed, Jul 04 2018, 10:13 pm

enneamom wrote:

I PMed them for pricing, here's the list: [****info removed by mod, please respect adverterrorist's wishes to keep everything underground****]

Is their tuition higher than ours?

InnerMe

Thu, Jul 05 2018, 8:04 am

enneamom wrote:

I PMed them for pricing, here's the list: [****info removed by mod, please respect adverterrorist's wishes to keep everything underground****]

There has got to be something creepy here. Why do we need to beg for pricing?

enneamom

Thu, Jul 05 2018, 8:35 am

InnerMe wrote:

There has got to be something creepy here. Why do we need to beg for pricing?

Creepy? Ya think? IDK, it sounds like a very respectable program to me. They used different colors and everything.

InnerMe

Thu, Jul 05 2018, 8:38 am

enneamom wrote:

Creepy? Ya think? IDK, it sounds like a very respectable program to me. They used different colors and everything.

I don't know.
I think I'll wait for someone to do it. Please start a thread so we can see if it's worth it.

enneamom

Thu, Jul 05 2018, 8:43 am

InnerMe wrote:

I don't know.
I think I'll wait for someone to do it. Please start a thread so we can see if it's worth it.

That WOULD be creepy. A Voice From the Other Side...
ImaMartyr?

greenfire

Thu, Jul 05 2018, 9:55 am

I really cannot comprehend how you play this game ~ I'm too busy trying to figure out if I'm gay ?! Scratching Head

amother

Wine

Thu, Jul 05 2018, 11:15 am

greenfire wrote:

I really cannot comprehend how you play this game ~ I'm too busy trying to figure out if I'm gay ?! Scratching Head

If you're HAPPY and you know it clap your hands!

Applause