S/O... Why Have a husband if you won't cook for him?

Mamushka

Thu, Aug 08 2019, 8:13 pm

So I get bitten by all the mosquitos and he can sleep like a baby

Jewishfoodie

Thu, Aug 08 2019, 8:22 pm

Mamushka wrote:

So I get bitten by all the mosquitos and he can sleep like a baby

So.. Let me get this straight. You married him to be his mosquito net? Fly paper?

UQT

Thu, Aug 08 2019, 8:36 pm

I was never able to open up the pickle jars. I married my husband and he's was so wonderful at it. Then I discovered these great jar openers that worked like a charm. DH wasn't so necessary at that point but I decided to keep him anyway.

Jewishfoodie

Thu, Aug 08 2019, 8:43 pm

UQT wrote:

You can't buy from places that have terrible return policies. Lesson learned I hope?

causemommysaid

Thu, Aug 08 2019, 9:38 pm

I needed a sugar daddy and he needed a baby mama

yersp

Thu, Aug 08 2019, 10:05 pm

causemommysaid wrote:

I needed a sugar daddy and he needed a baby mama

honey36

Thu, Aug 08 2019, 10:32 pm

Jewishfoodie wrote:

So.. Let me get this straight. You married him to be his mosquito net? Fly paper?

She is probably in the country with the kids and he is in the city all week enjoying the quiet.

steak4me

Thu, Aug 08 2019, 11:09 pm

Just to hear his response when asked how many kids he has.
“I have two, but my wife has three. “

momaleh

Fri, Aug 09 2019, 2:40 am

This is too funny!

I find it's easier to get on in frum society with a husband.

ectomorph

Fri, Aug 09 2019, 3:27 am

I don't want to be buried alone. The Talmud says souls talk to each other in the cemetery, so I made sure to marry a guy I like to chat with.

ectomorph

Fri, Aug 09 2019, 3:33 am

yersp wrote:

I got married so that if I didn't feel like doing something I could totally blame him for it. You gotta try it sometime, it works like a charm:
Sorry, can't do it, my husband __________ (just fill in the blanks)

I stopped doing it as much when I realized some ppl were under the delusion that I was actually being prevented from going to their party/ participating in their gift exchange/ anything I didn't feel like doing. I didn't want people to think my husband was a jerk.

Metukah

Fri, Aug 09 2019, 5:13 am

simba wrote:

And I can bet my maiden name is worse then yours Metukah. This marriage definitely helped that dept.

Ooh I'm in on that bet. I'm also will to bet that if I write my surname you won't be able to pronounce it. Cool

Metukah

Fri, Aug 09 2019, 5:15 am

Einikel wrote:

So I can wear a realistic looking sheitel

I get you. That was so part of my plan.

My hair is so awful I was considering wearing a wig as a girl. But then I was concerned that all those married women wearing realistic wigs would ruin it for me, so I held off until marriage.

cuties' mom

Fri, Aug 09 2019, 7:14 am

Mamushka wrote:

So I get bitten by all the mosquitos and he can sleep like a baby

Does he wake up every 4 hours and cry?

Coffee Addict

Fri, Aug 09 2019, 9:10 am

I married DH because I wanted to get out of my parents house. Oh, what a relief. That was my only way 🤪

Jewishfoodie

Fri, Aug 09 2019, 9:42 am

Coffee Addict wrote:

I married DH because I wanted to get out of my parents house. Oh, what a relief. That was my only way 🤪

Now that I think of it, I can't believe you're the first person to think of that answer! Applause

STMommy

Fri, Aug 09 2019, 5:32 pm

So I would have someone to talk to.
Not knowing he'd use burping and farting as his primary means of communication.

polka dots

Fri, Aug 09 2019, 6:27 pm

So I can say “hmmmm let me discuss that with my husband and I’ll get back to you “

flowerpower

Fri, Aug 09 2019, 6:31 pm

Well.. we do make a good pair. We carry the load together. I nurse because he can’t and he sleeps because I can’t.