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GAMZu

Wed, Mar 26 2008, 9:56 pm

cassandra wrote:

I think now that people like this idea it needs to be refined. I think rhymes are appropriate, any scheme, but haiku is still too sharp.

For example:

Your infected child
Gave mine the measles in school
You should burn in hell

isn't so loving

But

My kid contracted measles on the bus
Now I want to make a huge fuss
Parents who don't vaccinate are irresponsible fools
They should have their kids yanked from parks and schools

sounds soooo much nicer!

OK, cassandra, I almost choked laughing!!!

Yeah, I guess if you have 17 syllables in which to deliver your venom, it wouldn't sound as pleasant as a regular "AABB" poem, in which you need to be extra verbose to fill up the lines for rhythm and search for appropriate words for rhyme. Plenty of chances to stick some "sugar" in there. Tongue Out

bigdeal

Thu, Mar 27 2008, 9:05 am

Clarissa wrote:

When my parents said they'd help us pay
For my husband to be learning all day
They thought it meant learning in the fine Jewish manner
And not going to John school to stay out of the slammer.

(This is the edited version. The other one was funnier and rhymed better, but might have gotten me into trouble.)

see? this is funny ( had you said it in prose... not so much!!!!)

bigdeal

Thu, Mar 27 2008, 9:09 am

and can u pm me the other version????/ Rolling Laughter

Clarissa

Thu, Mar 27 2008, 9:13 am

bigdeal wrote:

and can u pm me the other version????/ Rolling Laughter

I just pm'd it to you.

Dayzmom

Thu, Mar 27 2008, 9:13 am

bigdeal wrote:

and can u pm me the other version????/ Rolling Laughter

Me too, pretty please.

greenfire

Thu, Mar 27 2008, 9:18 am

another version ... we all want to laugh Nervous

bigdeal

Thu, Mar 27 2008, 9:18 am

its good... very good
you have the gift of the pen my friend .... as well as the art of the
poem bash - welcome to my new exclusive business , called: I FAILED ENGLISH_ LOOK AT ME NOW!

flowerpower

Thu, Mar 27 2008, 11:51 am

yup I think im starting to feel the love

ChossidMom

Thu, Mar 27 2008, 12:09 pm

Yup, the feeling's coming on, Sleepless.

Some of you ladies are F U N N Y (you KNOW who you are)

flowerpower

Thu, Mar 27 2008, 12:22 pm

to the grammar fanatics who only mean well
but get mad when wrong ways people do spell
theres something to u I want to tell
these people dont type something they want to sell
just to unwind and a bissela kvell

amother

Thu, Mar 27 2008, 1:40 pm

clarissa, can you email it to me.
Inappropriate though it may be
I am quite in the mood
For a poem so rude.

Clarissa

Thu, Mar 27 2008, 1:54 pm

Sure. I hope I'm right about who you are. I hate to offend.

(aw, who am I fooling. I only mildly dislike offending)

chayitty

Thu, Mar 27 2008, 2:31 pm

hey I feel like im being left out.....can u pm it to me to????

chayitty

Thu, Mar 27 2008, 2:36 pm

hey sleepless u are so right
people are always putting up a fight
u dont spell it like this and not like that
dont u see I dont give a rat
I spell how I want, so u can have a cow
cuz I failed english...so look at me now!!!

sarahd

Thu, Mar 27 2008, 3:34 pm

cassandra wrote:

I was actually laughing out loud. My son wanted to know what was so funny.

flowerpower

Thu, Mar 27 2008, 3:56 pm

hey I want the pm too please

mimivan

Thu, Mar 27 2008, 3:58 pm

Yes, I'd like it too!

Clarissa

Thu, Mar 27 2008, 3:59 pm

It's not all that funny, just funnier than when I cleaned it up to post. I think the buildup may lead to disappointment.

mamacita

Thu, Mar 27 2008, 4:10 pm

Ya'll are too funny,
Ya'll are quite a riot,
Maybe rhyming tochaha
makes it easier to buy it!

And if you are verbose
And haiku is not for you
Stick with what you know
that goes for amother too.

bigdeal

Thu, Mar 27 2008, 6:30 pm

Re: measles

My child is ill
he's got pimples and lumps...
Thanks for infecting
and sending the mumps!!!!!

Re: Bashing

Roses are red
Voilets are blue
Im __________________
Start bashing me too!!!!

( blanks can be filled in with chassidish , yeshivish, modern, litvish, lubabitch, out of town, ger, racist, like to use teh word [gentile woman], believe in smacking , watch videos, dont have a tv, rich, poor, ETC.)

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