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hisorerus

Mon, Mar 13 2006, 12:57 am

What on earth is hisorerus talking about? Hold your does (excuse me, nose) and try it again:

Shabbos morning I awoke
An ominous soreness in my throat.
I ignored the warning signs
Chances of illness seemed remote.

But now my head is heavy lead
My nose can run in Olympians' stead
I have an odd taste when eating bread
And it's unbreathable to lay flat in bed.

Amazing how the simple cold
Can knock me out completely flat
And when not in its throes I feel
I could surely withstand that!

Not really dizzy, just delayed reaction
To sniffle or blow my nose yet again
No great philosophies I now ponder
When here I can hardly imagine when.

So often like that, we are brave
Until it's me who feels the ache
This mild cold has conquered me
Unwilling victim at the stake.

I feel like hanging a sign around my neck:

the signwriter wrote:

We're sorry, Hisorerus' brain is not available today. It has been taken over by a rogue mucus factory. Negotiations are underway for relocation; we will try to keep you updated of any progress. Thank you for your understanding.
-The Management

I'm exhausted, but I cannot sleep
Nursing the baby a torturous ordeal
And wondering how the world can go on
They not knowing how I feel.

Wary to cook for sharing germs
Unwilling to take yet another tea
Alone at the computer I sit
All alone in my misery.

Soon comes Purim, the day of joy
Yet I remain trapped in a leaky head
But if I can't laugh, well at least
Perhaps I can get others to laugh instead!

hisorerus

Mon, Mar 13 2006, 1:13 am

I forgot to explain- my knees are achey too. That should explain the title.

chen

Mon, Mar 13 2006, 8:10 am

well, at least your sedse of hubor is still idtact!

queen

Mon, Mar 13 2006, 8:12 am

Feel better quick, Hisorerus dear-
Your fast recovery-I look forward to hear!

roza

Mon, Mar 13 2006, 8:17 am

Drink hot miso soup (dissolve miso paste in hot water) mixed with fresh chopped garlic- work like a miracle, your body's resistance will surge up.

Refuah shleima!

happyone

Mon, Mar 13 2006, 8:39 am

Hope you feel better quick-
so you can partake in the Purim shtick.

Purim's no time to stay in bed-
to cough and sniffle while the megillah is read.

Bad timing for the mucus factory to show its face
Just think it could've been Erev Pesach in its place

Don't make a pressure out of the mishloach manos waiting to be packed-
The stuffed cabbage, and fish in the fridge to be stacked.

Vitamin C, Chicken soup, and rest are recommended-
By tonight this cold will get the message it's suspended.

Rest up today, so tomorrow should be fine-
you'll iy"h be up and about -- go easy on the wine.

Happy Purim

chen

Mon, Mar 13 2006, 9:13 am

Clap. clap, clap!

willow

Mon, Mar 13 2006, 9:13 am

happyone

Tue, Mar 14 2006, 11:37 pm

are u feeling better?

hisorerus

Wed, Mar 15 2006, 12:06 am

So sweet of you to ask, Happyone!

B"H the cold has died down. Still a little runnynosed and sore-throated and cranky, but I don't feel SO sick anymore. So, of course, I can now face how exhausted I am... and wonder why I'm still up playing! Very Happy

Tila

Wed, Mar 15 2006, 2:05 pm

Glad to hear it!! SLEEP!!!!! HA! Rolling Laughter

amother

Wed, Mar 15 2006, 2:15 pm

Since misery loves company, Hisorerus, I was also really sick tannis ester and purim day....still recovering Sad

hisorerus

Wed, Mar 15 2006, 2:17 pm

Refuah Sheleima!

Purple Hug Bunny

Mon, Mar 20 2006, 2:14 pm

And I'm sick now...
I remember last year I was also feeling very not well, I was out of work for 3 weeks. I hope this time it takes faster.

hisorerus

Mon, Mar 20 2006, 4:07 pm

Oy vey! I always have a 3-week cold (my nose keeps running and I'm still coughing, although I feel much better) but if you were out of work for 3 weeks it must have been pretty bad. Sad

Refuah Sheleima, and soon, too!

Purple Hug Bunny

Mon, Mar 20 2006, 9:45 pm

actually I was out of school for 10 days and away for ten days.. I had a wedding, but while I was away I still didn't feel good, so if I had stayed, I'd prob. not have gone to school anyways.
but last year it was only the cold/flu symptoms.. now I have upset stomach too. well my stomach is never happy anyways..