Now trending on imamother

InnerMe

Mon, Jul 16 2018, 5:54 pm

NovelConcept wrote:

Penguin: Did you ever recognize yourself in threads?

https://www.imamother.com/foru.....42998

Did you ever? There's got to be some novel concepts..

mirror

Mon, Jul 16 2018, 6:25 pm

InnerMe wrote:

Well, I for one, thought this thread was too leaning too anti-torah, and I decided to start a new thread for all the people who found this thread untorahdig. No, you can't join. Only by invitation. It's a private group. It's called "Now Untrending on Imamother"

What topics are we allowed to discuss on this group? Is it assur to mention that my neighbor puts her trash in my trash cans?

amother

Wine

Mon, Jul 16 2018, 11:32 pm

mirror wrote:

What topics are we allowed to discuss on this group? Is it assur to mention that my neighbor puts her trash in my trash cans?

Only if she's from Lakewood.

NovelConcept

Mon, Jul 16 2018, 11:33 pm

InnerMe wrote:

Did you ever? There's got to be some novel concepts..

The bigger question is if YOU'VE ever recognized my postings without me blatantly giving it away! Twisted Evil

enneamom

Mon, Jul 16 2018, 11:33 pm

amother wrote:

Only if she's from Lakewood.

Such motzi shem ra! And under amother, no less.

amother

Wine

Tue, Jul 17 2018, 12:22 am

enneamom wrote:

Such motzi shem ra! And under amother, no less.

I told you already.

I'm chasidishe. shock

amother

Wine

Tue, Jul 17 2018, 12:23 am

amother wrote:

I told you already.

I'm chasidishe. shock

But I really want to learn hilchos niddah like a man.

Do I have to change my standards for that?

amother

Teal

Tue, Jul 17 2018, 12:47 am

amother wrote:

But I really want to learn hilchos niddah like a man.

Do I have to change my standards for that?

I think you meant that you want DH to learn like a woman.

amother

Wine

Tue, Jul 17 2018, 12:52 am

amother wrote:

I think you meant that you want DH to learn like a woman.

My filter blocks that. No idea what you posted.

amother

Wine

Tue, Jul 17 2018, 12:52 am

amother wrote:

I think you meant that you want DH to learn like a woman.

I'm not from Crown Heights.

amother

Teal

Tue, Jul 17 2018, 12:57 am

amother wrote:

My filter blocks that. No idea what you posted.

"My coach said you run like a girl. And I said if he ran a little faster he could too."

amother

Wine

Tue, Jul 17 2018, 1:07 am

amother wrote:

"My coach said you run like a girl. And I said if he ran a little faster he could too."

Nice!

mirror

Tue, Jul 17 2018, 9:43 pm

amother wrote:

But I really want to learn hilchos niddah like a man.

Do I have to change my standards for that?

What's the question? You will need to quit your day job and sit and learn all day with a partner while your dh works three part-time jobs to support you. You will be allowed to nurse your newborn triplets between morning and afternoon seder, and again when you get home at 10:00 p.m.

amother

Teal

Tue, Jul 17 2018, 10:08 pm

Note that especially since you aren't working, and your chavrusa has a smell from gehinom, you will not have a heter to shower during the Nine Days. Unless you are still within a week of birth from your triplets. (Next time, try VCF. It works for some.)

amother

Teal

Tue, Jul 17 2018, 10:11 pm

Oh, and no more sushi. Es past nisht for a full-time learner. (May I suggest you have DH go to medical school so that in 10 years or so he will be able to fully support your in-depth Niddah Kollel? There may be a heter for occasional sushi, with chopsticks, in that case.)

enneamom

Tue, Jul 17 2018, 10:12 pm

amother wrote:

Sushi diving would be a good profession for her DH with the skills he has. Lots of upward mobility (once you dive deep enough.) He might have to swim across the ocean, though. It's allowed during the 9 days for parnassah, but AYOR because it's complicated.

amother

Copper

Tue, Jul 17 2018, 11:43 pm

The best part is that you be able will get a heter from your Rosh Kollel to hang out with friends during the nine days since you don't see them during the rest of the year. (As a courtesy you would distribute gas masks to help them tolerate your stench.)

amother

Wine

Wed, Jul 18 2018, 1:54 am

My question is though, if he takes up diving for sushi fish, in order to make parnassa, will he be able to eat sushi? Isn't that kind of like biting the fin that feeds you?

amother

Wine

Wed, Jul 18 2018, 1:57 am

amother wrote:

Victim Compensation Fund?

Do we qualify for VCF if chavrusa's scent causes loss of consciousness?

amother

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