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The imamother purim story-part one



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flowerpower




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Mar 06 2008, 11:50 pm
one morning AMOTHER who woke up with a GRIN because she wanted to make this purim a real HAPPY PURIM. so with a SMILE on her face and a SPARKLE in her GREEN EYES she fixed her PINK TICKEL and got ready to tackle the day. openning her fridge she helped herself to a fresh sweet PEACH. Her husband walked in, saw her engrossed at the table with ROSYCHEEKS and asked what are u up to? She said im making a purim seuda for everyone and its no BIG DEAL, so he said "youre an EXCELLENT BAKER", walking out the door, he wished her BRACHA VEHATLZACH. what encouraging words she thought boy, IMLUCKYTOBEHISWIFE. after planning the menu, she left for the store to pick up some stuff. She found some really good deals on EGGPLANTs and SQUASH. of course RAISINS and TWIZZLERS made it in to the cart too. heading towards the cash register she noticed pickles were on specials. she took some jars and heading towards the cash register she felt like a PICKLE LADY. heading home huffing and puffing with her REDHOT face her neighbor MIRIAMNECHAMA offered to give her a hand. she said IMOKAY after all im a MAMABEAR. LETSBEHONEST, miriam nechama said ILOVESTOLLERS, without it, its like crossing the REDSEA. with GREENFIRE in her eye, she unpacked her bags and munched on a PEANUT BUTTER sandwich while listening to a tape from SHALHEVET.

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cookielady




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Mar 06 2008, 11:52 pm
Wow! I'm impressed. But no cookies?? Sad
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flowerpower




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Mar 06 2008, 11:54 pm
this is only part one!
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cookielady




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Mar 06 2008, 11:56 pm
whew!! I got scared for a minute. Wink
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Beauty and the Beast




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Mar 06 2008, 11:59 pm
cute sleepy! u better gimme a good part.
looking forward to the sequel. Wink
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chayitty




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Mar 07 2008, 12:00 am
me too....wwats a purim story without chayitty......and I want a good part Very Happy LOL LOL Very Happy LOL Very Happy LOL Very Happy
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yikes!




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Mar 07 2008, 12:03 am
loved loved loved it!!! can I be in part two???
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Mama Bear




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Mar 07 2008, 1:08 am
LOL! twas cute seeing 'msyelf' in here LOL
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pina colada




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Mar 07 2008, 1:20 am
if we do a prepurim meet we can act this out, only for those who have parts Tongue Out
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ilovestrollers




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Mar 07 2008, 11:04 am
I knew strollers would have to be in there somewhere!
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louche




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Mar 07 2008, 11:24 am
Clever!
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