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amother




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Post  Thu, Jan 23 2020, 9:27 pm
I can balance a broom, or a mop, or a flagpole. I can switch fingers, dance, sing, and hop while balancing it. Unfortunately, balanced brooms don't make dinner, and my kids are too food-centered to settle for a performance instead of a meal!

(ETA: Sadly, brooms held vertically on a pinky while you spin in circles don't make the floor any cleaner. Don't ask me how I know this.)
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penguin




 
 
 
 

Post  Thu, Jan 23 2020, 9:28 pm
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I can win the one for going to bed latest!! 3am is still a decent time to me
Meh, I was up til 4 at least three times in the last week.

But here in the Antarctic the sun sometimes doesn't rise and sometimes doesn't set...
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amother




Mint
 

Post  Thu, Jan 23 2020, 9:31 pm
little neshamala wrote:
I can also swim 6 laps in a pool thats 32 feet long without coming up for air. Woohoo!

I can swim a mile in a 25 meter pool in about a half-hour. I swim a lap (back and forth) in one minute.

I am the fastest swimmer at the pool I frequent thus I need to go anonymous. If you see me, you'll know who I am - the one in the black bathing cap lol!
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#BestBubby




 
 
 
 

Post  Thu, Jan 23 2020, 9:32 pm
I can give you medical advice even though I am not a doctor.
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Jewishfoodie




 
 
 
 

Post  Thu, Jan 23 2020, 9:43 pm
Haha! Someone just told me they're posting under amother (color) so they can vote for themselves! That's hysterical!!!

Go ahead, guys! Grab that vote!
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Jewishfoodie




 
 
 
 

Post  Thu, Jan 23 2020, 9:46 pm
#BestBubby wrote:
I can give you medical advice even though I am not a doctor.


Not saying I don't believe you but I could use some medical advice. Every time I sneeze, I forget one thing on my brain's to-do list. What's up, doc?
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rakcna




 
 
 
 

Post  Thu, Jan 23 2020, 9:46 pm
I have a technique for holding babies with gas/colic/constipation that is a miracle to behold.
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Stars




 
 
 
 

Post  Thu, Jan 23 2020, 9:48 pm
I know how many gushers are left in the bag without looking! That's got to count for something
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MiriFr




 
 
 
 

Post  Thu, Jan 23 2020, 9:51 pm
I can recite The Little Engine That Could while holding the book backward and turning the pages when it's time to turn
Aaaaannnnd -get this- I can read it in DIFFERENT VOICES
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MiriFr




 
 
 
 

Post  Thu, Jan 23 2020, 9:52 pm
rakcna wrote:
I have a technique for holding babies with gas/colic/constipation that is a miracle to behold.


Well, behold that miracle, lady. I'll mail my baby over to you
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amother




Babypink
 

Post  Thu, Jan 23 2020, 9:59 pm
I can hold four books on my head and walk around with it! Seems I have a naturally flat head LOL
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amother




Coffee
 

Post  Thu, Jan 23 2020, 10:13 pm
I can fix jammed and disconnected zippers, and untangle knotted necklaces using a safety pin.

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I can recite The Little Engine That Could while holding the book backward and turning the pages when it's time to turn


You do that one. I'll do Good Night Moon. We can have a double act!
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Frumwithallergies




 
 
 
 

Post  Thu, Jan 23 2020, 10:15 pm
I can read the Harry Potter books aloud with the geographically-correct accents of each character.
Buuuuut, I'll keep my day job :Smile
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amother




Seagreen
 

Post  Thu, Jan 23 2020, 10:17 pm
I can tell a person’s weight just by looking at them. Im usually accurate to the lb.
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amother




Orchid
 

Post  Thu, Jan 23 2020, 10:19 pm
I can (and do!) everything with my feet and toes.

Learned that when my baby was a screamer and needed to be held a lot.

I pick up toys with my toes and drop it into the container. I pick up tissues or pens... and even tiny LEGO’s.

I try not to do in front of kids, it’s weird.
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Cheiny




 
 
 
 

Post  Thu, Jan 23 2020, 10:23 pm
thunderstorm wrote:
I can converse in rhyme
I do it all the time
I can be spontaneous
And come up with something instantaneous


Hey, I’m impressed...
But give it a rest. (Hey, I can do it too! 😃)
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Cheiny




 
 
 
 

Post  Thu, Jan 23 2020, 10:26 pm
amother [ Seagreen ] wrote:
I can tell a person’s weight just by looking at them. Im usually accurate to the lb.


I’d imagine no one wants to be your friend. Surprised
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mlc




 
 
 
 

Post  Thu, Jan 23 2020, 10:26 pm
trixx wrote:
I can win the one for going to bed latest!! 3am is still a decent time to me Can't Believe It



Yay! I found a nocturnal buddy. Glad to know I’n not awake alone Smile
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mlc




 
 
 
 

Post  Thu, Jan 23 2020, 10:28 pm
amother [ Orchid ] wrote:
I can (and do!) everything with my feet and toes.

Learned that when my baby was a screamer and needed to be held a lot.

I pick up toys with my toes and drop it into the container. I pick up tissues or pens... and even tiny LEGO’s.

I try not to do in front of kids, it’s weird.


Haha me too! I got so used to doing it that it didn’t even occur to me that its weird until a family member pointed out that I’m like a monkey LOL
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lilies




 
 
 
 

Post  Thu, Jan 23 2020, 10:29 pm
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