S/O your unpopular opinions/ ridiculous edition

ExtraCredit

Tue, Dec 15 2020, 3:28 pm

I actually thought the other thread was supposed to be ridiculous edition so I posted this there.

*Covid is a hoax. It’s all political. Those who died really had measles or something.

But it belongs on this thread...

What are your ridiculous edition opinions?

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chanatron1000

Tue, Dec 15 2020, 3:30 pm

Children should not be told about the digestive system. They need to eat food and use the bathroom, but they should not be told about the connection between those two or about any other details until they are mature enough to understand, at about age 15 at the earliest.

flowerpower

Tue, Dec 15 2020, 3:33 pm

If you eat a watermelon seed you’ll grow a watermelon in your belly

If you stand while eating you’ll get fat legs

giselle

Tue, Dec 15 2020, 3:33 pm

Chumash should be censored in schools, preferably using sharpies to cross out specific pesukim and words, so that children can hold them up to the light trying to see what it says.

Chayalle

Tue, Dec 15 2020, 3:34 pm

Girls should not be told in advance about periods by their mothers. This way, they will learn to respect their mother's privacy and not ask her any uncomfortable questions.

Chayalle

Tue, Dec 15 2020, 3:35 pm

flowerpower wrote:

If you eat a watermelon seed you’ll grow a watermelon in your belly

If you stand while eating you’ll get fat legs

And if you open an umbrella indoors, it will rain the day of your wedding.

If you step over someone lying on the floor, you must immediately step back over them. Otherwise you will cause them to stop growing.

flowerpower

Tue, Dec 15 2020, 3:36 pm

Chayalle wrote:

Seems like were from the same generation.

ExtraCredit

Tue, Dec 15 2020, 3:41 pm

giselle wrote:

Chumash should be censored in schools, preferably using sharpies to cross out specific pesukim and words, so that children can hold them up to the light trying to see what it says.

They should discontinue printing all chumashim with teitch. This way if the teachers ever decide to skip some parts the kids shouldn’t have where to check it up later. (Anyone else guilty of doing that a couple of decades ago TMI

ExtraCredit

Tue, Dec 15 2020, 3:42 pm

Teeth are to be brushed before going to the dentist. Any other time is optional!

chanatron1000

Tue, Dec 15 2020, 3:43 pm

ExtraCredit wrote:

Teeth are to be brushed before going to the dentist. Any other time is optional!

Nonsense. Teeth should be brushed before, after and during meals.

ExtraCredit

Tue, Dec 15 2020, 3:45 pm

flowerpower wrote:

If you eat a watermelon seed you’ll grow a watermelon in your belly

If you stand while eating you’ll get fat legs

Ah! At least I know what the kids are thinking about pregnant moms! Mystery solved finally!

Chayalle

Tue, Dec 15 2020, 3:45 pm

Bathing and showering should be done L'Kovod Shabbos. More than that is luxurious and indulgent.

(now what does that make me? Smile

)

ExtraCredit

Tue, Dec 15 2020, 3:46 pm

Chayalle wrote:

Bathing and showering should be done L'Kovod Shabbos. More than that is luxurious and indulgent.

(now what does that make me? Smile

)

Smelly

Chayalle

Tue, Dec 15 2020, 3:46 pm

ExtraCredit wrote:

Ah! At least I know what the kids are thinking about pregnant moms! Mystery solved finally!

I really needed this today

SixOfWands

Tue, Dec 15 2020, 4:00 pm

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ExtraCredit

Tue, Dec 15 2020, 4:01 pm

SixOfWands wrote:

I feel really uncomfortable with the idea of opening a thread to mock something a poster said elsewhere. If you have a problem with it, comment there. But bringing it to another thread to mock her just seems mean.

And that's MY unpopular opinion.

Mussar accepted. I’ll delete that line. Please delete in the quote.

ExtraCredit

Tue, Dec 15 2020, 5:35 pm

Waiting for an important call all day?

Segula for the call to come pronto.

Step into the bathroom or bathtub and you’ll hear the ring almost instantly!

Sunny Days

Tue, Dec 15 2020, 5:46 pm

ExtraCredit wrote:

Waiting for an important call all day?

Segula for the call to come pronto.

Step into the bathroom or bathtub and you’ll hear the ring almost instantly!

It totally didn’t work today Sad

I even tried making another call- that works too most of the time...

Ps it’s neither unpopular nor ridiculous LOL

just the serious truth of Murphy’s law...

doodlesmom

Tue, Dec 15 2020, 6:00 pm

Someone actually just told me that all the sirens we heard in March from Hatzalah in Corona, was just Hatzalah trying to scare us!

So this is my ridiculous edition of her comment!!
I mean how low will the conspiracy theories go!

Thisisnotmyreal

Tue, Dec 15 2020, 6:04 pm

Cucumber and the white to green part of watermelon tastes the same