S/O your unpopular opinions/ ridiculous edition

ExtraCredit

Wed, Dec 16 2020, 12:09 pm

crust wrote:

Donna is what my autocorrect decided that a Doona should be called.

Chutzpah yasga is happening even with the autocorrects in 2020.

Anyway, I opened a thread about the Lakewood situation so I guess I should delete my previous post?

We’re not all gonna delete your quote now so just leave it. But thanks for taking the litter elsewhere! Thumbs Up

Sunny Days

Wed, Dec 16 2020, 12:23 pm

Donna is probably how my bubby a’h would pronounce it. Like du-na

nchr

Wed, Dec 16 2020, 12:27 pm

Another benefit of a Dina carriage is the inability to cross the highway due to following the dinim of the land that forbids jwalking.

Edited as per request.

Last edited by nchr on Wed, Dec 16 2020, 12:37 pm; edited 2 times in total

crust

Wed, Dec 16 2020, 12:35 pm

nchr wrote:

Malchut would be a beautiful name for a carriage!

Malchut- carry your baby in royalty. 💝

ExtraCredit

Wed, Dec 16 2020, 12:41 pm

crust wrote:

Malchut would be a beautiful name for a carriage!

Malchut- carry your baby in royalty. 💝

Ch pronounced like yacht?

ExtraCredit

Wed, Dec 16 2020, 12:46 pm

Back to unpopular opinions.

If you drop the last letter in a word when you speak you come across really cool.

Like donut should be pronounced Donah (not to be confused with doe-na carriage)

Forever should be foreva

Etc etc etc

nchr

Wed, Dec 16 2020, 12:49 pm

crust wrote:

Malchut would be a beautiful name for a carriage!

Malchut- carry your baby in royalty. 💝

Talk about spoiling your child. Making them a queen/king from birth.

ExtraCredit

Wed, Dec 16 2020, 12:51 pm

nchr wrote:

Talk about spoiling your child. Making them a queen/king from birth.

Exactly. I’d rather call the carriage Time Out!

nchr

Wed, Dec 16 2020, 12:52 pm

ExtraCredit wrote:

Exactly. I’d rather call the carriage Time Out!

I guess that brings you back to Dina.
Do you know some people will not give them name unless given with another name as it is a lashon din? (This is not humor, it is real)

ExtraCredit

Wed, Dec 16 2020, 12:54 pm

nchr wrote:

I guess that brings you back to Dina.
Do you know some people will not give them name unless given with another name as it is a lashon din? (This is not humor, it is real)

Is this a ridiculous opinion or you’re being serious?
Oh I see you edited.
Interesting but does this apply to carriage naming too?

nchr

Wed, Dec 16 2020, 12:54 pm

ExtraCredit wrote:

Is this a ridiculous opinion or you’re being serious?

This is serious. Interesting fact. Obviously not everyone holds like that, only some.

crust

Wed, Dec 16 2020, 12:55 pm

nchr wrote:

Talk about spoiling your child. Making them a queen/king from birth.

The mother. The mother carries the baby in royalty!!
You should sell this name to a carriage manufacturer.

Can you give me a slice of the compensation?

crust

Wed, Dec 16 2020, 12:56 pm

ExtraCredit wrote:

Exactly. I’d rather call the carriage Time Out!

Lol or Belt.

Carry your child in a belt so she knows what it is fin vigelle!!!

nchr

Wed, Dec 16 2020, 12:57 pm

crust wrote:

The mother. The mother carries the baby in royalty!!
You should sell this name to a carriage manufacturer.

Can you give me a slice of the compensation?

You can take 90% of the profit, leaving 10% for me.

I was looking for a mitzvah this morning and would have really helped with your Lakewood roads, but doesn't seem like anyone is actually interested

Alternatively, you can have 100% of the profit if you push my babies around in their malchus carriage so I can sleep. But trust me, at that point you'll be asking for 0% and running the other way.

ExtraCredit

Wed, Dec 16 2020, 12:59 pm

crust wrote:

Lol or Belt.

Carry your child in a belt so she knows what it is fin vigelle!!!

Belch is more appropriate for newborns.

InnerMe

Wed, Dec 16 2020, 1:01 pm

ExtraCredit wrote:

Or you sound like a New Yawkah

ExtraCredit

Wed, Dec 16 2020, 1:04 pm

InnerMe wrote:

Or you sound like a New Yawkah

Omitting letters in mid of a word is even cooler!

crust

Wed, Dec 16 2020, 1:09 pm

nchr wrote:

I won't run. I can push the baby.

Unpopular opinion;

You can still buy a McLaren carriage and your baby will still grow up healthy iyh.

giselle

Wed, Dec 16 2020, 1:28 pm

ExtraCredit wrote:

I say forevs and whatevs. I think it makes me sound cool. My kids say I don’t sound cool. As if teens know what cool is.

nchr

Wed, Dec 16 2020, 1:30 pm

crust wrote:

I won't run. I can push the baby.

Unpopular opinion;

You can still buy a McLaren carriage and your baby will still grow up healthy iyh.

I agree with this unpopular opinion. You can push my babies in a McLaren carriage. Please, just don't cross the highway.