S/O your unpopular opinions/ ridiculous edition

ExtraCredit

Wed, Dec 16 2020, 12:02 am

crust wrote:

As long as you don't stand too close to me.

I stay 6 feet away from people and wear a mask (because of my toothbrushing habits, not corona)

dankbar

Wed, Dec 16 2020, 5:36 am

InnerMe wrote:

Also if you pass a child over a table they will grow up to be chutzpadig.

I heard it's about ayin horah that can't be removed when over the table

giselle

Wed, Dec 16 2020, 5:45 am

ExtraCredit wrote:

Which reminds me...
When someone yawns it’s the perfect opportunity to throw an orange into their mouth.

If you say gullible slowly it sounds like oranges.

Success10

Wed, Dec 16 2020, 7:58 am

Threads about the rationale behind asking a Rav for a heter for bc are a very productive use of time. It's important to make such a thread at least once every 2 months so the same arguments can be rehashed.

Fave

Wed, Dec 16 2020, 8:06 am

Chayalle wrote:

And if you open an umbrella indoors, it will rain the day of your wedding.

If you step over someone lying on the floor, you must immediately step back over them. Otherwise you will cause them to stop growing.

Aren’t these true facts? Are grew up with these rules!

Redbird

Wed, Dec 16 2020, 8:16 am

The covid vaccine implants a micro chip so that government can track you.

It alters your DNA so that the govt can use technology to hack your DNA and control what you think.

(I'm all for doubting the vaccine, but people actually believe this stuff and that's Can't Believe It

)

giselle

Wed, Dec 16 2020, 8:20 am

Amazon (aka CIA?) is tracking and listening to everything going on in my very exciting house through our Alexas.

Debbie

Wed, Dec 16 2020, 8:29 am

flowerpower wrote:

Seems like were from the same generation.

Were you also told not to wash your hair during your period? Or sitting on a warm radiator gives you hemorrhoids?

crust

Wed, Dec 16 2020, 8:30 am

ExtraCredit wrote:

I stay 6 feet away from people and wear a mask (because of my toothbrushing habits, not corona)

How many sf is your home?

Debbie

Wed, Dec 16 2020, 8:33 am

InnerMe wrote:

If your upstairs neighbor is making to much noise knock on their ceiling with a broom stick.

My mum used to do that when my brother was playing his music too loud in his bedroom!

chanatron1000

Wed, Dec 16 2020, 8:39 am

Human beings are not meant to have hair. Hair is the body's way of getting rid of toxins. If we all ate healthier diets, we'd be naturally bald.

giselle

Wed, Dec 16 2020, 9:26 am

crust wrote:

How many sf is your home?

Also how much money do you make? Not your husband, just you, and do you regret pursuing this field? How do you afford camp and what is your plan for retirement? I hope you don’t have cleaning help or a doona.

crust

Wed, Dec 16 2020, 9:39 am

giselle wrote:

How is this helpful to OP?

In my community if you can't have something you just don't buy it. But you do you.
Or, aylor.

ExtraCredit

Wed, Dec 16 2020, 9:43 am

crust wrote:

How is this helpful to OP?

In my community if you can't have something you just don't buy it. But you do you.
Or, aylor.

It’s fine. She’s just jealous from chassidim.

ExtraCredit

Wed, Dec 16 2020, 9:44 am

crust wrote:

How many sf is your home?

My average bedroom is 7x10. (You think I should make the closets sliding doors or regular?)

crust

Wed, Dec 16 2020, 9:59 am

ExtraCredit wrote:

It’s fine. She’s just jealous from chassidim.

From? From??????

crust

Wed, Dec 16 2020, 10:00 am

ExtraCredit wrote:

My average bedroom is 7x10. (You think I should make the closets sliding doors or regular?)

How do you do SD in such small quarters?

You're not taking this seriously are you

ExtraCredit

Wed, Dec 16 2020, 10:02 am

crust wrote:

From? From??????

This is how chassidim spell from. Is the spelling wrong? Or the grammar? We didn’t learn these things in school. It’s not appropriate to speak from such things where I come from.

ExtraCredit

Wed, Dec 16 2020, 10:05 am

crust wrote:

How do you do SD in such small quarters?

You're not taking this seriously are you

Mussar accepted. I’ll start brushing my teeth from now on.

giselle

Wed, Dec 16 2020, 10:05 am

crust wrote:

From? From??????

And then you wonder why people think things about chasidim.