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Post Sun, Jan 17 2021, 8:40 pm
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Post Sun, Jan 17 2021, 9:09 pm
My mother had a teacher, oh... probably 50 years ago, that was so memorable, that her name still comes up ocassionally- always fondly remnicently.

So one joke my mother repeats from her, is the time Mrs Mashinsky asked her students to come up with a sentence for "commercial" and "official".

The class was stumped. The teacher provided an answer:

(Cue a heavy old European accent here:)

"Come hershel, buy a fishel!"
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Post Thu, Feb 18 2021, 12:38 pm
As the five people gathered in the shul that afternoon watched the minutes tick by, the prospects of gathering a minyan for Mincha that day were looking increasingly untenable.

The Baal Korei tried to retaliate for years of indignities by attempting to correct the chazzan on his nusach, only to be told

Stay in your lein
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Post Thu, Mar 04 2021, 11:30 am
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Post Fri, Mar 12 2021, 2:28 pm
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Post Fri, Mar 12 2021, 2:31 pm
His brain is so small if it were dynamite it wouldn't be enough to blow his nose!
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Post Fri, Mar 12 2021, 2:35 pm
Brigadia wrote:


DD11 saw this and couldn't stop laughing.

My boys were like "huh?" LOL
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