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blessedflower
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 Thu, Nov 12 2020, 7:07 am
| Einikel wrote: | Just a general humor thread for funny quotes, memes and jokes I’ll start. Please leave politics and COVID related jokes out of this thread. Thanks. | just a little mistake that I see. Between every call, I think a call from dh to dw is missing. Obviously all of them 3 seconds.
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blessedflower
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Thu, Nov 12 2020, 7:17 am
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People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day
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blessedflower
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Thu, Nov 12 2020, 7:22 am
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Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth
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blessedflower
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Thu, Nov 12 2020, 7:35 am
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Rice is good if you are him by and you want 2000 of something
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FranticFrummie
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Thu, Nov 12 2020, 8:09 am
This is me in Politics:
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tothepoint
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Thu, Nov 12 2020, 10:05 am
Thanks for this thread, Einikel
Not to brag or anything but I just went into another room and actually remembered why I went there.
It was the bathroom, but still.
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Geulanow
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Thu, Nov 12 2020, 10:06 am
Husband: "I'm getting you diamonds for our anniversary" - Wife: "Nothing would please me more"
Husband: Gets her nothing instead
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zaq
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Thu, Nov 12 2020, 2:03 pm
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Thanks for the laughs, ladies!
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GLUE
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Thu, Nov 12 2020, 5:16 pm
When taking a test students do the following:
They look up for inspiration
They look down in desperation
And side to side for information
You know that awkward moment when you by a hula hoop and it fits
I am tired of long distance relationships, Fridge you are moving into my room
In math we us a special method it is called the guess and hope method
Math is the only place were you can by 62 watermelons, and nobody wonders why
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little neshamala
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Thu, Nov 12 2020, 5:27 pm
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cbg
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Thu, Nov 12 2020, 5:48 pm
I don’t know how to post so I typed it out
I stepped on the scale
I screamed
STOP THE COUNT
Didn’t work there either
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penguin
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Thu, Nov 12 2020, 5:58 pm
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OOOH that IKEA clip was great, and just what I needed to get my mind out of a gloomy rainy day mood. And all the other humor on here! Great! Thank you ladies!
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FranticFrummie
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Thu, Nov 12 2020, 6:08 pm
BH Yom Yom, these are all great, but the Batman and the smoke detector had me on the FLOOR! 
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This thread and the cute animals thread helped a lot.
