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amother
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Post Thu, Mar 26 2020, 8:58 am
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amother
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Post Thu, Mar 26 2020, 9:00 am



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amother
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amother
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amother
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Post Thu, Mar 26 2020, 11:43 am
soap suds wrote:
Is it mean to say that I hope that she died and will never call again?


She is alive and well. I just heard from her this morning.
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Post Thu, Mar 26 2020, 11:46 am
amother [ Cerise ] wrote:
She is alive and well. I just heard from her this morning.


I guess quarantine is over.
Can't say I didn't miss her with the social distancing and all.
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amother
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Post Thu, Mar 26 2020, 12:19 pm
mamma llama wrote:
Feeling guilty about your kids watching too much Netflix? Just put the subtitles on. Boom. Now they're reading.


LOL I use to do this when my kids were little for that reason
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Post Thu, Mar 26 2020, 2:23 pm
amother [ Cerise ] wrote:
She is alive and well. I just heard from her this morning.


Same here Banging head
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Post Thu, Mar 26 2020, 2:33 pm
So my wife says that the hardest part of being quarantined is having to say amen when I make the bracha Shelo Asani Isha...
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amother
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Post Thu, Mar 26 2020, 5:08 pm
tothepoint wrote:
So my wife says that the hardest part of being quarantined is having to say amen when I make the bracha Shelo Asani Isha...

I don’t get the joke.
Like saying my husband says hardest part is to see me nursing.
He thanks Hashem that he has more mitzvot that she’s exempt from because of her role as a woman and mother.
Especially Torah learning which is very central in a mans life.
These mitzvot serve to connect him to Hashem.
I’m very grateful that I’m exempt from all these mitzvot and that I was created with an automatic “wireless connection” to G-d. Kirtzono. As his ultimate will of how man’s connection to G-d should be.
I don’t need those mitzvot to be connected to G-d.
I still understand that dh thanks G-d for all his precious wires of connection.

And I’m very proud of him for taking them seriously.
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Post Thu, Mar 26 2020, 6:21 pm
Oh good, shabbos is coming...finally some quality time with the family!
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amother
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Post Thu, Mar 26 2020, 7:07 pm
Does anyone know of a gemach that takes old clothing with the kids in it?
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Post Thu, Mar 26 2020, 7:09 pm
amother [ Powderblue ] wrote:




This one is great!
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Post Thu, Mar 26 2020, 7:26 pm
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amother
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Post Thu, Mar 26 2020, 7:30 pm
paintbrush wrote:


Lol. That took me a minute.
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amother
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Post Thu, Mar 26 2020, 7:44 pm
Advertisement for G&G Mens Clothing:

"1 Roll of gefilta fish, 2 slices salmon for $180. Free bekisha with order."



(and now they could stay open!!)
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Post Thu, Mar 26 2020, 8:11 pm
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amother
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Post Fri, Mar 27 2020, 12:20 am
I hear people are taking on a lot of Pesach chumrahs this year, no mishing!
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Post Fri, Mar 27 2020, 3:46 am
So I realized something last night, which promptly made the people I shared it with either groan, roll their eyes or blink several times. So, of course I had to share it here ;-)

I know someone with plans to visit lots of people over Pesach - Eliyahu Hanavi!

(OK, LOL, your groaning may commence)

Dancing
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amother
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Post Fri, Mar 27 2020, 3:55 am
amother [ Crimson ] wrote:
I hear people are taking on a lot of Pesach chumrahs this year, no mishing!

Actually, the no mishing started quite early this year.
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